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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Anybody want a cool prison jumpsuit?
Here's the gunshot victim.
That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?
"Make sure you clean out the gutter at the lake house
[J.D.] Not even Keith could bum me out,
Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,
- Charge the mound, son! - [Both] Charge the mound!
Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?
Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?
- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.
so the front porch doesn't flood"?
Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.
Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
Abraham Lincoln is your president crush
[J.D.] The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,
Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,
And when you do, I want it buff, shined and de-nerdified.
I apologize, Sanchez. You were right, as always.
Not everyone's last name lend itself to a nickname, Keith.
The next person who screws up is gonna be suspend for two weeks.
Allow me to demonstrate. May I borrow your pen?
remind you of how much you missed hanging out.
And when you do, I want it buffed, shine and de-nerdified.
Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it. I mean, let's face facts.
This is totally unfair. If I had mess up, I'd be gone.
The next person who screw up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nickname him...
It's not like the two of us hang out.
Dr. D, is the IV suppose to leak like this?
[J.D.] If your credibility slip away,
So you accidentally drum your friend out of here
Keith, I realize you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.
I bet you don't have my number in your cell.
But I promise I'll do much better when I come back.
What guy drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?
[J.D.] And your ridiculously hairy torso.
Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...
And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.
So you accidentally drummed your friend out of here
Yesterday, one made a diagnosis off a backwards x-ray.
Lies will get you nowhere, Keith.
You see, Dr. Cox, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.
We are so damn proud of you, son.
Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.
and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
Gang, I should've made it clear earlier.
Perhaps an accidental collision.
he sometimes forgets which bedroom is hers.
I, uh... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.
Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.
Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,
- Oh, I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.
What?! Come on! That was intentional!
Why the grim face there, Trish?
Stellar group there, Newbie. Let the torturing commence.
Perhaps an accidental collision.
This is totally unfair. If I had messed up, I'd be gone.
Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.
You're gonna be an awful father!
because of your keen sense of smell.
Incoming call from Elliot Reid?
I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.
In my defense, Keith's a decent kisser,
Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.
At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face
Dr. Cox told me you were tough on your interns.
Quiet time.
We are so damn proud of you, son.
"My dear Eric.