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00:29:22
Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
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Richard is a computer programmer. He has to choose between a $10 million deal with Gavin Belson and a $200.000 deal with Peter Gregory, in exchange for his cooperation to make the idea of a super compressing algorithm change the world.
The usual riffs on twitter and instagram.
Hey, uh, a double macchiato for me, dude.
Hey, I thought you were a satanist?
Who ate my fucking quinoa again?
of your vitals and it tells you, even before it's happening,
fat guy with a ponytail,
he was brought into the ER with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
on this asperger site.
1.2 megabyte? No way.
At least this way when I blow my eyeball out
hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility."
Hey, wanna check out twig-boy's website?
that benefits only the perpetrator of it.
Wow, that doesn't sound at all downgrade.
You have until I fasten the seat-belt in my car.
he was brought into the ER with a self-inflict gunshot wound.
Jesus Christ! I memorize the hexadecimal times tables
more than a system that happily churn out unemployed debtors
I'm elevating you.
through minimal message orient transport layers.
Richard, buried in that clunky UI of yours
You just disappear up your own asshole.
I guess he really regret not taking that money.
Andreesen, elevation and like a bunch of other seed funds are piling onto this thing.
It's desperate. I'm burst.
Goolybib's integrate-
that will net you a million dollars outright?
Yeah, just fyi, if you're ever gonna shoot yourself,
that might be worth something someday,
more than a system that happily churns out unemployed debtors
- You know that? You did. - Well, technically...
I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness
- We honestly don't. - Come on.
But most importantly
That hardly begins to describe it.
And he's somehow figured out a way to do a search on a compressed data space.
Because that just basically just took out
But seriously,
Apart from you guys.
Somebody make some motherfucking noise in here!
Yeah, every party in Silicon Valley ends up like a hasidic wedding.
with some theistic tendencies.
Richard, buried in that clunky UI of yours
Look at that weissman score.
but a metaphorical hole.
- The bloated administrators. - You are a dangerous man,
You said it was a shitty idea.
Jesus Christ! I memorized the hexadecimal times tables
and provides dubious value.
Those guys build a mediocre piece of software,
The true value of a college education is intangible.
in some babies with congenital diseases,