Name: Minimum Viable Product
Released: 2017-03-06
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) twitter ( щебет )

The usual riffs on twitter and instagram.
2) macchiato ( пятнистый )

Hey, uh, a double macchiato for me, dude.
3) satanist ( сатанист )

Hey, I thought you were a satanist?
4) quinoa ( лебеда )

Who ate my fucking quinoa again?
5) vitals ( наиболее важные части )

of your vitals and it tells you, even before it's happening,
6) ponytail ( конский хвост )

fat guy with a ponytail,
7) gunshot ( огнестрельное )

he was brought into the ER with a self-inflicted gunshot wound.
8) asperger ( аспергера )

on this asperger site.
9) megabyte ( мегабайт )

1.2 megabyte? No way.
10) eyeball ( глазное яблоко )

At least this way when I blow my eyeball out
11) extensibility ( растяжимость )

hierarchies for maximum code reuse and extensibility."
12) twig ( прут )

Hey, wanna check out twig-boy's website?
13) perpetrator ( нарушитель )

that benefits only the perpetrator of it.

1) downgrade ( упадок )

Wow, that doesn't sound at all downgrade.
2) fasten ( скрепить )

You have until I fasten the seat-belt in my car.
3) inflict ( причинить )

he was brought into the ER with a self-inflict gunshot wound.
4) memorize ( выучить наизусть )

Jesus Christ! I memorize the hexadecimal times tables
5) churn ( маслобойка )

more than a system that happily churn out unemployed debtors
6) elevate ( возвысить )

I'm elevating you.
7) orient ( восток )

through minimal message orient transport layers.
8) bury ( закапывать )

Richard, buried in that clunky UI of yours
9) disappear ( исчезать )

You just disappear up your own asshole.
10) regret ( сожаление )

I guess he really regret not taking that money.
11) pile ( свая )

Andreesen, elevation and like a bunch of other seed funds are piling onto this thing.
12) burst ( взрыв )

It's desperate. I'm burst.
13) integrate ( интегрировать )

Goolybib's integrate-

1) outright ( прямой )

that will net you a million dollars outright?
2) fyi

Yeah, just fyi, if you're ever gonna shoot yourself,
3) someday ( когда-нибудь )

that might be worth something someday,
4) happily ( счастливо )

more than a system that happily churns out unemployed debtors
5) technically ( технически )

- You know that? You did. - Well, technically...
6) firmly ( твердо )

I firmly believe we can only achieve greatness
7) honestly ( честно говоря )

- We honestly don't. - Come on.
8) importantly ( важно )

But most importantly
9) hardly ( едва )

That hardly begins to describe it.
10) somehow ( как-то )

And he's somehow figured out a way to do a search on a compressed data space.
11) basically ( в основном )

Because that just basically just took out
12) seriously ( шутки в сторону )

But seriously,
13) apart ( кроме )

Apart from you guys.

1) motherfucking ( ублюдок )

Somebody make some motherfucking noise in here!
2) hasidic ( хасидского )

Yeah, every party in Silicon Valley ends up like a hasidic wedding.
3) theistic ( теистический )

with some theistic tendencies.
4) clunky ( неуклюжим )

Richard, buried in that clunky UI of yours
5) weissman ( вайсман )

Look at that weissman score.
6) metaphorical ( метафорический )

but a metaphorical hole.
7) bloated ( раздутый )

- The bloated administrators. - You are a dangerous man,
8) shitty ( сраный )

You said it was a shitty idea.
9) hexadecimal ( шестнадцатеричный )

Jesus Christ! I memorized the hexadecimal times tables
10) dubious ( сомнительный )

and provides dubious value.
11) mediocre ( посредственный )

Those guys build a mediocre piece of software,
12) intangible ( нематериальный )

The true value of a college education is intangible.
13) congenital ( врожденный )

in some babies with congenital diseases,

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