Name: Articles of Incorporation
Released: 2017-03-06
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) imize

What about mine-imize, like "minimize" but "mine".
2) flautist ( флейтист )

It's about a predatory flautist
3) trode ( растоптал )

Info-trode, Info-trode!? What the fuck is Info-trode?
4) smiler ( улыбки )

You know "smiler" is also something that guys call women's assholes.
5) dwarfism ( карликовость )

What about, "Dwarfism 2.0"?
6) gunk ( дрянь )

Hey! Make sure to clean off all the gunk off the front bumper, ok.
7) whopper ( громадина )

The junior whopper?
8) cicada ( цикада )

that provide the world's sesame seeds have such large cicada population, no?
9) assailant ( зачинщик )

it forces the assailant to acknowledge you as a human.
10) atrocity ( зверство )

What is that atrocity?
11) motherfucker ( ублюдок )

You know what, I'm really gonna go for this motherfucker
12) billionaire ( миллиардер )

If you're this tech billionaire,
13) shocker ( бульварный роман )

And who's hiding drugs? Shocker, it's the illegal immigrant.

1) reincarnate ( перевоплощаться )

Time is a sphere and I've been reincarnate during the same time period in which I exist.
2) spel ( игры )

All right, what about Smaller, spel "S-M-L-L-R"?
3) ingest ( проглатывать )

It is now 5:35pm and I have ingest the psilocybin.
4) ejaculate ( эякулят )

I'm so sorry. Your voice doesn't really reach that register when you ejaculate, does it?
5) smear ( мазок )

Someone smear your name and number in shit on my bathroom wall.
6) tuck ( складка )

and he's got another dick tuck behind his ear for later.
7) jerk ( придурок )

Nobody jerk off to magazines any more.
8) ruin ( разорение )

and we will be ruin because I have no idea what I'm doing.
9) owe ( задолжать )

Dude! Dude, hey. I owe you a big apology, man.
10) emerge ( всплывать )

The cicadas of Myanmar emerge every 13 years,
11) spike ( колос )

And now, if the shortage spike the global price
12) remind ( напоминать )

You remind me of my son.
13) shake ( встряхивать )

- We shook on it. - Two thousand. Final offer.

1) lineal ( линейный )

but mainly we do lineal like you see out there.
2) rudely ( грубо )

This morning you rudely reminded me
3) sorta ( вид )

Ok, so it's just sorta like notepad?
4) sideways ( вбок )

As we discussed, our North Carolina plant went sideways.
5) rightly ( правильно )

that is rightly called Pied Piper.
6) frankly ( откровенно )

of "Pied Piper" because frankly,
7) presumably ( предположительно )

of which they are presumably king?
8) technically ( технически )

So, technically, Hitler was the Hitler of music.
9) randomly ( случайно )

and hope some name randomly pops in my head.
10) honestly ( честно говоря )

"PlaceHolder" would honestly be a better name than Pied Piper.
11) incredibly ( невероятно )

incredibly busy with... this.
12) legally ( юридически )

Do you mind just sending them the form so they know you're here legally?
13) literally ( буквально )

He literally got it while I was still looking for parking.

1) googly ( гугли )

googly-eyed routine again.
2) ajar ( чертов )

Well, I guess it's still a little ajar, I don't know.
3) cicada ( цикада )

Unlike Myanmar and Brazil, Indonesia has no cicada population.
4) irate ( разгневанный )

I have Dinesh Chugtai here, and he's pretty irate because...
5) hurtful ( вредный )

- That's hurtful. - I'm sorry.
6) badass ( задира )

Dude, that was fucking badass. What did he say?
7) goddamn ( проклятие )

So let me ask you this? Are you an honest man or are you a goddamn liar?
8) pied ( фут )

- Like a snack dick. It does. - No, it's... it's Pied Pipe...
9) shitty ( сраный )

coming up with shitty names like, "Smallulator," are at least doing something.
10) predatory ( хищный )

It's about a predatory flautist
11) formidable ( грозный )

"Individually", says Erlich Bachman, "We are formidable.
12) disruptive ( разрушительный )

Cloud-based, disruptive platforms.
13) primal ( первобытный )

It has to be something primal, something that you can scream out during intercourse.

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