Name: Fiduciary Duties
Released: 2017-03-06
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) palak

I... I had some palak paneer and I watched a documentary about Liberia.
2) paneer

I... I had some palak paneer and I watched a documentary about Liberia.
3) homeboy

All right, homeboy. Pop a squat.
4) bursitis

- Sorry about the throw. Bursitis. - Yeah.
5) toga

- Oh. - He invited you to his toga party, right?
6) aneurysm

Is that weird thing in your head an aneurysm?
7) countertop

uh, my pants they hit the countertop,
8) gelatin

Were there gelatin shots?
9) marketer

Yeah, because I'm the genius marketer.
10) outsider

Yeah. You gotta find an outsider you trust. Like your mom.
11) gangster

It's time to meet the original O.G. Gangster,
12) swirl

All I see is stars and swirl. I cannot see right now.
13) enema

All right, homey, I gotta go. My enema guy is here.

1) forewarn

Be forewarn, the orange juice has vodka in it.
2) unbutton

Dinesh, leave it unbutton. We want you to look like shit.
3) reassign

Am I being reassign to something else?
4) honore

And-and here at Hooli, contracts are honore.
5) forego

For which I forewent, yes, that's a real word,
6) compress

- It compress the data overall... - Yeah, I...
7) instruct

Ok, so I have been instruct to remove you
8) appoint

Just emailed you the board consent which appoint your new board member.
9) recruit

that you have, were all guys that I recruit for this house.
10) smell

Because the whole house smell like a bait station.
11) assign

from the list of employees assign to the Nucleus project.
12) incorporate

incorporate in the State of Delaware.
13) amend

Pied Piper incorporated amend board of directors.

1) jokingly

You know, I half-jokingly said to Gilfoyle last night.
2) distinctly

I remember very distinctly thinking, "That's what I don't have. Game."
3) honestly

Uh, honestly, you're better off.
4) kinda

so I'd kinda just nod and smile, you know?
5) differently

I think it's because the pixels change value differently
6) literally

- I believe in you... - No, no, I literally have no vision.
7) consistently

Well, our weissman scores are consistently high across all media,
8) officially

which means Pied Piper is officially launched.
9) hopefully

Hopefully, Jurgen, you'll be able to bring a more positive element to the house.
10) instantly

from all their devices instantly.
11) perfectly

Have I made that perfectly clear?
12) besides

Besides, I'm wearing sandals so I am iconoclasting a little bit.
13) basically

Because that's basically what the CEO does.

1) backstabbing

I'd put Erlich on the board before my mom. Backstabbing bitch.
2) hacky

maybe grab a bite, play a little hacky sack?
3) ille

The ille, the chille, emperor of Rome, big Pete Gregory!
4) homey

All right, homey, I gotta go. My enema guy is here.
5) weissman

Well, our weissman scores are consistently high across all media,
6) lossless

What are you talking about, this is lossless compression.
7) shameful

where not being assigned is the most shameful outcome.
8) abrupt

That was very abrupt.
9) unassigned

- Yeah. Unassigned. - Yeah.
10) numb

Nah. Give it a week or two, you'll get, like, numb to it.
11) awkward

Do you know how awkward it is to not be able to describe your own company?
12) absurd

Because I look absurd.
13) uncomfortable

Yeah, it does feel uncomfortable.

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