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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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♪ Would they even dye their pubes ♪
♪ In Canadian nudie bars
Wow, Quagmire, how did you build that part so fast?
Who threw out my sequin top?
They're selling a biopsy of Celine Dion's uterus on eBay.
Yeah, and we could live without the semen throwing,
who you wan to dump your poop on.
♪ There's jug and mugs of Molson beer ♪
Why don't you catch a football, you nerd?
I'm a great liar.
♪ And a lot of 'em don't have scar ♪
(indistinct chatter and laughter)
He was also the world's foremost squid hunter.
but do you know how to change a diaper?
We're losing altitude.
♪ There's jugs and mug of Molson beer ♪
How could Dad turn into some kind of feral creature
so they lose their teeth by age ten.
Oh, God, somebody fart!
He invent private planes.
at swinging bar-to-bar, when they invade.
♪ A guy can get his hockey puck ♪
HOST: We now return to Stabbed in the Butt,
I'm afraid he might not have survive, Mrs. Griffin.
Why are we drag this out? It's 6:30.
it might be time to let Peter be where he belong.
Are... are we suppose to laugh at that?
Whatever adventures lie ahead of you,
Peter, wake up.
Kids, I think he recognize the TV.
Yeah, we crash.
Who threw out my sequin top?
so they lose their teeth by age ten.
Just like Inspector Gadget forgot
She's really grow into her body.
Uh, what happen?
It was awfully nice of our new neighbors
And luckily, I don't know many words,
Oh, man, you guys should come with me sometime.
out here in the middle of nowhere?!
This is barely even a forest.
He's got to be out there somewhere.
♪ Absolutely nothing!
This is why I almost died from anorexia.
Close enough, Peter!
M-Motherhood's a job, too, though.
In fact, I'd even go so far as to say
Wow, Quagmire, how did you build that part so fast?
All right, I got the monkey bars all put together.
with someone else living there just seems weird.
You know, long ago, before this happened,
your father did make some videos in case he ever became feral.
Boy, I sure am happy to be back.
for another hour, at least.
and you know how impressionable your dad can be.
(indistinct chatter and laughter)
go, go, Guatemalan son.
It looks like he's become some kind of feral beast.
but everybody's just so jealous.
Yeah, they're unbelievable.
He was also the world's foremost squid hunter.
Peter, stop being ridiculous.
I thought it might be rude to intrude on your plane crash.
every time you go for one of those luxurious mammograms?
(sighs) I'm bored.
The girls up in Canada are gorgeous.
♪ Yelling really loud at me!
Look how fancy this thing is.
Peter, you made me crash the damn plane!
That sounds incredible!
with someone else living there just seems weird.
I hope my picture looks okay.