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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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is the fan who lost his toupee at the game.
(continuous, staccato, giddy laughter)
for the sleight-of-hand magic show this afternoon?
Comments ranged from sympathy all the way to racial slur
so we could stick our snout in girls' boobs.
and you can't even pee in a urinal?
It ain't easy bein' green, huh? (weak chuckle)
Quagmire should've been saying "wiggity."
but have you ever considered just embracing your baldness?
Talked to a fella in Papua New Guinea last night.
Baldness is for women's crotch, not men's heads.
Yeah! You are all villain to me
of a deodorant for the developmentally disabled
Maybe I'll just stand in the hallway and look in.
The only souvenir I ever got was at that stock car race.
I can wait. I might-- I might wait for a stall.
Ah! Damn it! You bastard.
that this is a neighborhood, not a speedway track.
that's infuse with chocolate served with chocolate ice cream
I guess a lot of people are sneezing out there.
Old Stewie here snag
Oh, look, I'm tug at 'em and they're getting even bigger.
I swear, I felt like I was waiting
Oh, my ham radio interfere with the radar gun.
You know, those nurses are bust their asses,
"He never bother nobody."
I now declare this hair transplant officially over!
I'm steal all your sugar packets and napkins.
whenever he thinks about something, he scratch his wrist?
I could have you arrest for breaking in here.
And I assure you that Specimen Z
Carter didn't die. He cure himself.
I'm suppose to talk to the police
Oh, my God. One of my patients on Two has been shot.
We just have to wait and see if he slip up.
I lie. (line clicks)
of a deodorant for the developmentally disabled
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
You should come by sometime and join in the fun.
And besides, don't you think
or possibly even dead, and that the man we saw today
to do everything Carter normally does.
but I've already blown this guy off, like, twice, so...
Wow. You certainly look a lot better
Listen, I was at the hospital earlier,
They're almost like a woman's.
If I don't start peeing soon, it's gonna be weird.
I was planning on looking at pictures of birds later,
Because there's far more money to be made
Too fast, too fast!
The only souvenir I ever got was at that stock car race.
For once in your life, do the right thing.
Yeah, now you're always either preparing for a colonoscopy
"He never bothered nobody."
(continuous, staccato, giddy laughter)
Oh, please do not tell me it was a sexist remark,
and a molten chocolate topping.
CARTER: Yes! So many of them are delinquent in payment.
with that poppy seed stuck in your teeth, aren't you?
It's also edible because, you know, those people...
You put up with me when I was barefoot guy.
You know, cervical cancer is also a problem.
What? That's insane.
He looks awful.
and I don't want to be all fuzzy-headed for that.
Well, don't be too upset.
who have gone bald with dignity.
That's so loud. The guards will hear.
I don't know why you're surprised by this, Brian.
Lois, there's something incredible
Dad, there's a weird bald guy out in front of our house.
weighing people and seeing how tall they are.