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00:21:42
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Lazy fire turd!
if they did the show in their underpants.
and go talk to my coworker at...
several stories a year on how saltwater taffy is made.
if I don't got Joe and Quagmire to enjoy it with me?
Lose my moustache?
Hey, fella. Hey.
Yee-haw, ride 'em, cowgirl!
Have another donut, pig!
and encounters a koala bear in an Eastern European town.
Less Than Zero, a tale of privilege, detachment
That waiter's like, "What?!"
JOE: What's up, nerd?
several stories a year on how saltwater taffy is made.
Look, I may have been a little rash.
Whoa, scrappy little blaze, huh?
Do you consider your career a disappointment?
using colorful puppet of some sort?
Tonight, Channel Five mourn the loss
his ashes were sprinkle off the coast of Acapulco
He sneak up and scares the girls
Yes, the chop salad?
He sneaks up and scare the girls
Let's all pretend this happens.
or getting their fat wax.
I guess I shouldn't have mess with television.
and encounter a koala bear in an Eastern European town.
Gentlemen, I have gather you all here today
It's libtards like you that are screw up our country.
Oh, my God, he destroy every last box!
Well, I'll be damn.
Well, I suppose I could lose it and just use more makeup.
spun into the surf off Montauk Point.
Now, few people realize
That's the first time I ever throw anything.
Ah, course we are. You bet.
for embarrassingly small sums of money?
Well, that sounds awfully lonely.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
You waiting for some guy to fall asleep with a cigarette?
"You have been specially selected from amongst millions
because Courtney Cox ripped it apart with her teeth and claws!
It's gonna take me forever to catch up.
and present it in a way that no one can possibly understand.
is working properly and see if you have any questions.
Yours truly, Peter Griffin.
Well, it's not exactly your fault.
Sometimes we don't see them for long periods of time.
finally get together.
and you actually had to fight fires with your bare hands.
My birthmark makes it kind of tough.
Move along, Peter.
finally get together.
Why else am I here?
unheralded early work, The Neon Bible.
the coolest freaking toy on the planet.
Chilling news from Long Island Sound,
And maybe a festive hat would make things more festive.
You're just jealous 'cause I get to say what's on TV now!
I love playing pretend.
to make the news more appealing to you?
You converted The Biggest Loser to the metric system!
and you actually had to fight fires with your bare hands.
Respecting the sacred institution of marriage.
Thanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland.
You're playing this too fast and loose, Mike!
My birthmark makes it kind of tough.
Ah, that's okay, Peter.
Hello, Mad Men production office.
Oh, Stewie, how exciting!
"Sleep tight, truck.
of a dear colleague.