That stutterer? She was a real prize.

Now, get this turd-filled sack off...

called time dilation, Brian?

Brian, what are you doing staring in Quagmire's window?

Oh, my God, it's having a complete meltdown!

I-I don't know, my decorator's terrible.

The crotch doesn't look like a BMX track.

My God, look at all this devastation!

Aah! Get that poop-filled thing away from me!

Stand up! You're gonna break that thermometer!

"to our driveway. Joe.

is duplicate the circumstance, but do it the opposite way.

Now, get this turd-filled sack off...

in that karate tournament.

What kind of jerk alters time, and then falls asleep?

running backwards toward that grease truck explosion.

I-I have a six-CD changer, so you can pretty much

Had to hold the cue at weird angles, but still.

I've regress to my pre-ambulatory stage.

I can only surmise that you and I were isolate from its effects

You bastard! You've been using my time machine

Oh, my God, it's the grease-up deaf guy

it may, in fact, be accelerating.

Oh, you smell that? He's passed out drunk.

What kind of jerk alter time, and then falls asleep?

Oh, my God, the president's been shot!

Oh, the grease burn so bad!

I'm a writer, publish twice.

to have reverse the direction of time.

Like that time I forgot what came after "G"

Well, clearly, when you attempt

of female guests spend the night lately.

What happen?

Well, I guess you can call me the Man of La Muncha.

We just ate so much vomit.

Are you... are you sleep?

Every painful, awkward moment.

In reverse time, the Republicans make outrageous statements

completely unaware that anything is amiss.

and then the host asks an unrelated question.

so I tried turning the chronological gauge backward.

What kind of jerk alters time, and then falls asleep?

at the moment of temporal inversion.

Oh, my God, it's the greased-up deaf guy

And for that, I shall be forever grateful.