Name: Ratings Guy
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) turd ( какашка )

Lazy fire turd!
2) underpants ( трусы )

if they did the show in their underpants.
3) coworker ( коллега )

and go talk to my coworker at...
4) taffy ( ириска )

several stories a year on how saltwater taffy is made.
5) quagmire ( трясина )

if I don't got Joe and Quagmire to enjoy it with me?
6) moustache ( усы )

Lose my moustache?
7) fella ( парень )

Hey, fella. Hey.
8) cowgirl ( пастушка )

Yee-haw, ride 'em, cowgirl!
9) donut ( пончик )

Have another donut, pig!
10) koala ( коала )

and encounters a koala bear in an Eastern European town.
11) detachment ( отряд )

Less Than Zero, a tale of privilege, detachment
12) waiter ( официант )

That waiter's like, "What?!"
13) nerd ( кретин )

JOE: What's up, nerd?
14) saltwater ( соленой воды )

several stories a year on how saltwater taffy is made.
15) rash ( сыпь )

Look, I may have been a little rash.
16) blaze ( полыхать )

Whoa, scrappy little blaze, huh?
17) disappointment ( разочарование )

Do you consider your career a disappointment?
18) puppet ( марионетка )

using colorful puppet of some sort?

1) mourn ( скорбим )

Tonight, Channel Five mourn the loss
2) sprinkle ( посыпать )

his ashes were sprinkle off the coast of Acapulco
3) sneak ( ябеда )

He sneak up and scares the girls
4) chop ( чоп )

Yes, the chop salad?
5) scare ( пугать )

He sneaks up and scare the girls
6) pretend ( притворяться )

Let's all pretend this happens.
7) wax ( воск )

or getting their fat wax.
8) mess ( беспорядок )

I guess I shouldn't have mess with television.
9) encounter ( встреча )

and encounter a koala bear in an Eastern European town.
10) gather ( собрать )

Gentlemen, I have gather you all here today
11) screw ( винт )

It's libtards like you that are screw up our country.
12) destroy ( уничтожить )

Oh, my God, he destroy every last box!
13) damn ( черт )

Well, I'll be damn.
14) suppose ( предположим )

Well, I suppose I could lose it and just use more makeup.
15) spin ( спина )

spun into the surf off Montauk Point.
16) realize ( понимаю )

Now, few people realize
17) throw ( бросить )

That's the first time I ever throw anything.
18) bet ( ставка )

Ah, course we are. You bet.

1) embarrassingly ( стеснительно )

for embarrassingly small sums of money?
2) awfully ( ужасно )

Well, that sounds awfully lonely.
3) positively ( положительно )

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
4) asleep ( спит )

You waiting for some guy to fall asleep with a cigarette?
5) specially ( специально )

"You have been specially selected from amongst millions
6) apart ( кроме )

because Courtney Cox ripped it apart with her teeth and claws!
7) forever ( навсегда )

It's gonna take me forever to catch up.
8) possibly ( возможно )

and present it in a way that no one can possibly understand.
9) properly ( правильно )

is working properly and see if you have any questions.
10) truly ( действительно )

Yours truly, Peter Griffin.
11) exactly ( точно )

Well, it's not exactly your fault.
12) sometimes ( иногда )

Sometimes we don't see them for long periods of time.
13) finally ( наконец )

finally get together.
14) actually ( на самом деле )

and you actually had to fight fires with your bare hands.
15) kind ( вид )

My birthmark makes it kind of tough.
16) along ( вместе )

Move along, Peter.
17) together ( вместе )

finally get together.
18) else ( еще )

Why else am I here?

1) unheralded ( неожиданного )

unheralded early work, The Neon Bible.
2) freaking ( долбанные )

the coolest freaking toy on the planet.
3) chilling ( леденящий )

Chilling news from Long Island Sound,
4) festive ( праздничный )

And maybe a festive hat would make things more festive.
5) jealous ( завидно )

You're just jealous 'cause I get to say what's on TV now!
6) pretend ( притворяться )

I love playing pretend.
7) appealing ( привлекательным )

to make the news more appealing to you?
8) metric ( метрическая )

You converted The Biggest Loser to the metric system!
9) bare ( босые )

and you actually had to fight fires with your bare hands.
10) sacred ( святое )

Respecting the sacred institution of marriage.
11) vast ( огромное )

Thanks to you, TV's a vast wasteland.
12) loose ( свободный )

You're playing this too fast and loose, Mike!
13) tough ( жесткая )

My birthmark makes it kind of tough.
14) okay ( ладно )

Ah, that's okay, Peter.
15) mad ( с ума )

Hello, Mad Men production office.
16) exciting ( захватывающие )

Oh, Stewie, how exciting!
17) tight ( туго )

"Sleep tight, truck.
18) dear ( дорогие )

of a dear colleague.

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