Name: Valentine's Day in Quahog
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) snout ( рылом )

I'll get you rolled-up newspaper on the snout
2) quagmire ( трясина )

Oh, Quagmire loaned me this book called the Kama Sutra.
3) vomit ( рвота )

Your vomit tastes weird.
4) sweetie ( конфетка )

All right, sweetie, let me just spit on my hand,
5) scar ( шрам )

(gasps) Look at the size of this scar.
6) assassination ( убийство )

That's what happened with the Kennedy assassination.
7) jerk ( сопляк )

You're a jerk, Glenn Quagmire.
8) pumpkin ( тыква )

And, well, prize pumpkin from the county fair,
9) diaper ( памперс )

Oh, God, I bet that diaper is soaking wet.
10) cousin ( двоюродный брат )

who was dancing with your cousin?
11) gentleman ( джентльмен )

I'm sorry, gentlemen. Despite our best efforts,
12) sexuality ( сексуальность )

coming to terms with his own sexuality.
13) sperm ( сперма )

Bombay is sperm city.
14) sandwich ( сэндвич )

Also, if I gave you a sandwich,
15) wax ( воск )

Peter, these candles are getting wax all over the floor.
16) garbage ( мусора )

(scoffs) I don't care. Throw it in the garbage.
17) fountain ( фонтан )

You can shoot a Mexican for using a water fountain.
18) pig ( свинья )

for being such a pig all the time!

1) freshen ( освежить )

One minute, I freshen up first.
2) weirdo ( чудак )

What the hell, you weirdo?
3) toot ( гудок )

Hey, toot, you know why I pulled you over?
4) doth ( ли )

Doth the magistrate know what you're doing tonight?
5) adore ( обожаю )

♪ E is even more than anyone that you adore can ♪
6) creep ( ползучесть )

Ah! Get away from me, you creep!
7) bastard ( сволочь )

You bastard!
8) declare ( объявить )

I hereby declare this public park
9) deserve ( заслуживают )

One of these days, you're going to get what you deserve.
10) attach ( прикрепить )

attach to your hip?
11) shut ( закрыть )

we'll be shut down operations
12) ban ( запрет )

and ever since I got ban from the arcade,
13) suppose ( предположим )

See, you're suppose to be already gone.
14) recognize ( признать )

I recognize that hysterical tone of voice.
15) bet ( ставка )

Oh, God, I bet that diaper is soaking wet.
16) promise ( обещаю )

and I promise my bosses a fresh kidney.
17) taste ( вкус )

Your vomit taste weird.
18) pull ( тянуть )

Hey, toots, you know why I pull you over?

1) desperately ( отчаянно )

desperately trying to give me a muscular soldier?
2) differently ( иначе )

From now on, I'm gonna do things differently.
3) hereby ( самым )

I hereby declare this public park
4) somehow ( как-то )

Yet, somehow, things didn't work out.
5) basically ( в основном )

She's basically a boob on a leg at this point.
6) certainly ( конечно )

but I can certainly do six.
7) alone ( один )

because it will be your last day alone.
8) finally ( наконец )

in the Internet, and we're finally going to meet.
9) almost ( почти )

Hey-ey, Carol. I almost didn't recognize you
10) kind ( вид )

Really? He seems kind of lame.
11) later ( позже )

Oh, I fix later.
12) together ( вместе )

Hold it together, Quagmire.
13) else ( еще )

than anyone else in this room!
14) ago ( назад )

I don't know why I didn't do this years ago.
15) ever ( всегда )

and ever since I got banned from the arcade,
16) sure ( уверен )

Okay. Sure, Sandy!
17) always ( всегда )

that everyone's always talking about.
18) never ( никогда )

we've never done before.

1) oversized ( негабаритных )

Do you want any of his oversized mallets?
2) muscular ( мускулистое )

desperately trying to give me a muscular soldier?
3) cervical ( шейный )

(whispering): She had cervical cancer five years ago.
4) dull ( скучно )

Uh, am I a dull white guy?
5) neat ( аккуратные )

that'd be neat.
6) dumb ( тупой )

Dumb broad left her electric tampon warmer.
7) epic ( эпос )

Permission to begin a day of epic lovemaking, sexy lady.
8) victorian ( викторианский )

about that Victorian stripper.
9) excited ( взволнован )

Oh, honey, I'm so excited to finally meet your girlfriend.
10) drunk ( пьяный )

She calls me drunk every Valentine's Day.
11) incredible ( невероятные )

My God, she's incredible.
12) weird ( странно )

from the weird sleep-breathing thing I have.
13) tough ( жесткая )

Those are tough to get into.
14) okay ( ладно )

That's okay. Isn't Consuela coming today?
15) definitely ( наверняка )

Definitely pretentious.
16) mad ( с ума )

Oh, come on! You're all just mad
17) blind ( слепой )

You're an old bag. You're blind.
18) proud ( гордый )

To Catch a Predator Who's Proud of Being a Predator.

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