Name: Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

1) grifter ( мошенник )

or I'd call the cops on you dirty grifter!
2) brawn ( зельц )

we Jews will do the brawn work.
3) fistful ( пригоршню )

fistful of sand.
4) quagmire ( трясина )

QUAGMIRE: Wow, look at that classy, Middle Eastern house
5) burrito ( буррито )

And I am with burrito and about to do the same.
6) virginity ( девство )

Well, I do have a very good virginity coach.
7) mozzarella ( моцарелла )

as much mozzarella as you want in any church.
8) leftover ( остатки )

but you still got a leftover "R."
9) deuce ( двойка )

What the deuce?
10) chariot ( колесница )

That's my brother on that chariot!
11) bathtub ( ванна )

inside a cut-in-half bathtub?
12) briefcase ( портфель )

it feels like you're touching a nice briefcase.
13) cashmere ( кашемир )

(laughs) It's a cashmere sweater.
14) mule ( мул )

thanks to mule and camels.
15) awe ( трепет )

Now, gather around, everybody, and hear the awe-inspiring tale
16) donkey ( ослик )

a little bit of a donkey punch.
17) ornament ( орнамент )

Look, Stewie, I'm hanging the ornament you made at preschool.
18) rhetoric ( риторика )

while I stuff the rest of this rhetoric down your throats.

1) terrify ( ужасает )

and we're all terrified it will never come back.
2) bestow ( одаривать )

It's not every day that God bestow a woman with his son.
3) dedicate ( посвящаю )

are dedicate to delaying and cancelling flights
4) drown ( утопить )

You know this is the same picnic basket we drown my sister in.
5) invent ( придумывать )

but because baseball would not be invent for 1,800 years
6) poke ( тыкать )

they poke all kinds of holes in it.
7) threaten ( угрожать )

No, I'm not. Would a guy who feels threaten make sure
8) swear ( клянусь )

Stop talking like that or I swear to God
9) grease ( смазка )

like a grease-up cannonball?
10) bless ( благослови )

God has bless me with his child.
11) freeze ( заморозить )

The pond froze over a family of raccoons.
12) shake ( встряхнуть )

Good guy. You shake his hand,
13) dump ( свалка )

where they dump all the foreskins.
14) hammer ( молоток )

Oh, my God, I got so hammer!
15) relate ( касаются )

and you're relate to half of them.
16) shut ( закрыть )

Dad, shut the door, it's freezing!
17) arrive ( приехать )

and I want to be there when it arrive.
18) shoot ( стрелять )

Hey, if you're a virgin, how come I shot out of there

1) genetically ( генетически )

I went to a scientist and had them genetically engineered.
2) positively ( положительно )

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) sadly ( к сожалению )

the newborn king, but sadly, I bring no gift.
4) alongside ( наряду с )

dinosaurs whom we live alongside do it.
5) sometime ( иногда )

Listen, um, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
6) barely ( еле )

Barely got a good-night kiss.
7) meanwhile ( тем временем )

PETER: Meanwhile, the three wise men
8) perfectly ( отлично )

Peter, you handled that perfectly.
9) somewhere ( где-то )

We gotta stop somewhere.
10) definitely ( наверняка )

Yeah, yeah, right. Definitely, yeah.
11) earlier ( ранее )

Yeah, we, we did one of those earlier.
12) perhaps ( возможно )

Well, perhaps you have a room for my good friend
13) finally ( наконец )

my own father's advances have finally paid off.
14) quite ( вполне )

Sure. Not quite wise enough to pack any, huh?
15) outside ( снаружи )

Everybody outside-- we'll do the rest of Christmas outside!
16) actually ( на самом деле )

That's actually really nice.
17) soon ( скоро )

Yeah, and it's gonna be here soon,
18) double ( двойной )

ANNOUNCER: Coming soon, get ready to start seeing double!

1) freaking ( долбанные )

Couple of freaking scumbags working some scam,
2) fictional ( вымышленный )

and fictional.
3) awkward ( неловко )

Took my mother-- talk about an awkward ride home.
4) bored ( скучно )

Uch, I'm so bored.
5) fuzzy ( нечетко )

PETER: The Bible is fuzzy on that.
6) disappointed ( разочарован )

Yeah, I got to say I'm a little disappointed.
7) lean ( худой )

so I'm like crazy lean
8) threatened ( угрожает )

Sounds like somebody's a little threatened.
9) rid ( избавить )

Get rid of 'em!
10) desperate ( в отчаянии )

We're desperate!
11) stupid ( глупо )

And I said that yesterday, you stupid idiot!
12) gross ( брутто )

This seems pretty gross.
13) dear ( дорогие )

Are you there, dear? We-we were just calling to...
14) virgin ( девы )

That floor's gonna be dripping in virgin olive oil.
15) amazing ( удивительные )

Yeah, it's amazing how small the world is now
16) sweet ( сладкий )

Look, you're very sweet, but I have to save myself.
17) eastern ( восточной )

QUAGMIRE: Wow, look at that classy, Middle Eastern house
18) deep ( глубокий )

Something deep, deep inside of me.

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