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00:21:35
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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It's just blind subservience to an imaginary being.
-It's like a loge. -What's a "loge"?
(gasps) What's a "mezzanine"?
would hurt my tummy.
-Hey, do atheist go to hell? -No.
Silverware? Put them on. Salt shaker? Whatever.
She doesn't like that, but I understand the instinct.
All right, kids, we're gonna use these scissors
the cereal, but not the board game, which I quite enjoy.
Straight to hell, to the boiler room of hell.
♪ Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn ♪
Yeah, getting to design any burger you want?
Ice from soda, get on that burger.
I can't believe I'm stuck in an elevator with God.
At least Meg went wild and got a beige burger.
I work my ass off to bring home the bacon for this family,
And prepare to fish my teeth out of my stool.
holding needle in your lips?
distend-nipples street cat.
Some-a time-a the needle, they poke-a my lip,
from Uber Eats 'cause that driver pinch my bottom.
Hi, I'm Oliver Platt, and I'm currently fuse to this chair.
when you squeeze it, and the rest goes onto your shirt.
Chris, blanket.
Who steal-a my James Brolin?
(grunts) How dare you?
look what I'm doing. All right, see the way I'm twist it?
Yeah, so everyone gather 'round close.
Ah, he screw it up.
Ethan survive, but Allen didn't make it.
Well, you had a couch attach to your back,
It's not suppose to taste good. It's suppose to look crazy.
But it taste good like this.
Sometimes, I pull them out
♪ Six o'clock, TV hours, don't get caught in foreign tower ♪
Actually, I've decide to keep the couch on me.
but now feels excruciatingly slow.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Sadly, there's still no penetration.
All right, can you name every SNL actor alphabetically?
That's exactly what I plan to do.
Sometimes, I pull them out
Uh, a-a few angels came forward.
the cereal, but not the board game, which I quite enjoy.
Yeah, so everyone gather 'round close.
Peter, you got to come outside.
One of the shows is actually two boobs fighting.
That's kind of cool.
Come on, kids. Let's go inside.
Not long enough. Pass.
Hi, I'm Oliver Platt, and I'm currently fused to this chair.
the fabric fibers fuse together with the skin.
"Usually you put a burger on a tray.
over the sex someone else had.
Well, you're an inattentive husband
The longer you stay sedentary, the stronger the bond.
Peter, you can't bring home a feral cat.
It's just blind subservience to an imaginary being.
That's rad, Peter.
I've been in uncomfortable situations before.
Peter, this is ridiculous.
a lot of sour-faced, arms-folded head shaking.
And, Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated,
a passive-aggressive domestic dispute.
I can't believe I'm stuck in an elevator with God.
It's weird. For the first seven days,
to furnish your sad, single-lady apartment.
Ribbed. A woman was pleased with it.
And having thick hair than a werewolf.
That stupid couch is messing up our house.
-Am I gonna be okay? -You'll be fine.
that your family is better off with you alive.