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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Well, I am pulling a heist at a meth lab.
So get all your puke and farts out now.
(gasps) Brian, call off this drone strike,
So get all your pukes and fart out now.
with goofy noodle legs like mine.
Clever pun, right?
with more emotion and less of a monotone
But now I'll be a tran-parent.
JOE: Nice briefcase full of cash.
Starting with Best Stunt Performance.
Thank you, someone's nephew.
Well, I am pulling a heist at a meth lab.
Those lucky bastard.
my daddy always said, "Turn the other cheek."
I'm gonna need some help with my belt buckle.
(in Wisconsin accent): Chris is playing my dummy nephew.
to the barbecue, right? Best Director.
when I was going through chemotherapy."
as it grovel and begs for a meaningless award.
He hasn't chop it off yet.
as it grovels and beg for a meaningless award.
We now owe them an Emmy.
You've inspire me to nakedly eat this cake in a weird place.
you interact with someone else,
I suppose I could use the help.
Well, I am pull a heist at a meth lab.
I'm here because I've decide
I'm-I'm lost.
I have grow accustomed to Hulu Plus.
Okay, so tell me exactly what happen.
And there you have it, Family Guy reach a new low
If you touch her ass, I will...
♪ It seem today that all you see ♪
Daddies, I'm stand here, delivering my line
"We understand you've been attempting to win an Emmy, stop.
Thank you, unknown delivery woman.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
I'm going to gradually talk quieter,
Would you mind reading it out loud
that have been perfectly ripped across the top
I mean, shows like Nurse Jackie are basically dramas,
This whole house is falling apart.
Okay, so tell me exactly what happened.
This Emmy thing goes deep.
Or-Or forward?
Even a kid? Especially a kid.
Doc, I'm not actually going through with the operation.
to become the woman I am inside.
I'm now confident enough to share my truth
Oh, Dad, science has moved so far past
you interacting with someone else,
You guys aren't just the best friends I've ever had.
You got to kill a kid at least once a season to make people go,
You got to kill a kid at least once a season to make people go,
That was badass how it went from the guy burning up
Forget the freaking Emmy.
It's okay, my long-suffering, quietly dissatisfied wife.
as it grovels and begs for a meaningless award.
I have grown accustomed to Hulu Plus.
And the racial stuff on your show is just embarrassing.
to show how overwhelmed you are by this news.
there's no devastating turn of events going on
Mr. Robot is a critically acclaimed show.
And what's the most memorable moment
no matter how useless you are in a paddleboat.
I think gender-reassignment surgery is very brave
Your gentle, suburban dad.
(quietly): as if I'm growing distant
Your gentle, suburban dad.
Get it? Transparent?
You've inspired me to nakedly eat this cake in a weird place.
Sure must be tough having a son