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00:21:36
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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You must mean "'twere"!
He says, "Try the fritter. They were."
Get the bags at Hobby Lobby and the pinecone at Pier 1.
Oh, my God, they got Quagmire!
♪ Sing hallelujah, sing hallelujah ♪
Got to get down to the donut shop.
-Because I'm a dog fart now. -What? Why?
Merry Christmas, triple-X underscore
Sweetie, come help me with this.
is a wife-beating murderer, right?
Well, I'm proud all my kids got into Ivy League pun,
written during Dickens' opium and spoiled lamb phase.
Yeah, but bum?
Hey, what's Brian doing out here in the graveyard?
he'd give me $50 million, fam, but then
in a blizzard of dazzling lights!
Jingle bells. Jingle bells.
Then shovel and salt the driveway.
Tara Kink underscore triple-X!
written during Dickens' opium and spoil lamb phase.
(muffled): he welch and I'm penniless.
Nothing remind you more of what you have than watching
Every year, we gather round and play "O Holy Night"
except every time Grandpa bend over to get a present,
You all laugh when I suggested Boston Market.
Well, I suppose I better get out of here
Every year, my parents invite us to their house
lie to the American people.
Mark Zuckerberg promise
Peter, you've lost your Christmas spirit,
Then shovel and salt the walk.
I'm shaping your future.
You spend all of eternity as a dog fart.
I wonder what happen to him.
I guess I am.
-He eat garbage and his own poo. -(farts)
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
♪ Out forever ♪
What kind of presents would they possibly have for us?
Not exactly.
Oh, Peter, you're finally home.
Almost, Meg.
Oh, Peter, I can't wait to drink outside in this.
I think that's actually a wonderful idea, Brian.
(muffled): the best is never enough.
at a different, far away airport.
He's coming fast.
At least they're together.
He usually sleeps at the foot of my bed.
You know, two days ago, I was at the donut shop, and I said,
Haven't you ever seen Ghost?
-She sure did. -(door opens)
At least they're together.
(muffled): the best is never enough.
before that overenthusiastic group of carolers
brought to you by anthropomorphic candy canes.
-What?! -Last year, you wrote us a freaking poem,
Thank you, careless parent!
It's disgusting in there.
in a blizzard of dazzling lights!
-Was this in the book? -Yes, it was an obscure chapter
Look how skinny I am.
And for my beloved wife,
She wishes you a merry Christmas.
That was a delicious meal, Daddy.
Weird people out.
Merry Christmas, triple-X underscore
I know. And it's so sad, he left his family with nothing.
a grown man poo right through the split in his pants.
Wow, look how thick the cover is.
like a dog bouncing in tall grass.
I looked into it, and now I'm blind.