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The Family Guy » Season 16 » Veteran Guy

00:21:38

Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green

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Words to remember

Nouns

1) shuck

Aw, shuck, guys, I don't know.
2) serviceman

Real servicemen and women
3) knead

That is on a knead‐the‐dough basis.
4) pantomime

Now, come on. Who here can pantomime driving a boat?
5) groupie

I'm Kenny Loggins and you're a groupie I brought here for sex.
6) quagmire

Quagmire, what if I told you your glasses
7) frat

FRAT BOY: Are we ready to attack?
8) booze

And Many People Will Die" booze cruise.
9) octopus

I can punch a big octopus a really long way.
10) thrift

The Waldorf and Statler of every thrift store.
11) applause

it's about getting half‐hearted applause
12) slogan

‐Isn't that the slogan for...? ‐We had it first!
13) crunch

Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
14) jihad

Now we can use all proceeds to do jihad stuff.
15) dough

That is on a knead‐the‐dough basis.
16) dummy

On behalf of all TV football dummies,
17) docket

Next case on the docket: The People v. Ted 2.
18) shout

All right, so I'll run in first and use an intimidating shout.

Verbs

1) sicken

And I'm sicken by the thought of trolling for free handouts
2) crucify

He's going to be crucify you now.
3) squeal

(engine starts, tires squeal)
4) recite

so raise your right hand as I recite the Coast Guard pledge.
5) enlist

that you men enlist in the military for real.
6) disappoint

I disappoint the stupidest guy in football.
7) accuse

You men are accuse of violating the Stolen Valor Act,
8) reckon

How much you reckon a boat like this cost?
9) pretend

‐I'm pretend to be a veteran. ‐What?
10) steal

Oh, no, we're not. I stole a Jet Ski from a kid.
11) nail

And we still haven't nail down a date for visiting Epcot.
12) belong

I'm so happy you're back home where you belong, Peter.
13) suppose

Well, for starters, bud, that's suppose to be on your pubes.
14) lie

And it's not like I'd be lying.
15) sentence

I wasn't sentence, but I came anyway
16) scan

Okay, guys, while I scan for disabled watercraft,
17) mention

Okay, that's the third time you've mention
18) forget

(quietly): We forgot to get a lawyer.

Adverbs

1) backwards

as a group of guys, while wearing backwards baseball caps,
2) positively

♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
3) literally

Peter, we're now literally standing on the boat.
4) loud

It's loud being a veteran!
5) damn

Looking damn passable.
6) definitely

because you're definitely a veteran.
7) outdoors

We should probably all go urinate together, outdoors,
8) earlier

‐Oh, yeah! ‐From earlier!
9) actually

Oh, actually, I'm not...
10) kind

Uh‐oh! Getting kind of choppy.
11) fine

Relax, you're doing fine.
12) soon

Soon you will all do the foamy dance of death.
13) double

We got to practice doing funny double‐takes
14) later

Is that gonna be important for later?
15) together

The four of us will join the Coast Guard together.
16) usually

Okay, that's a lot better than we usually do.
17) ago

with whom I shared the lion two decades ago.
18) sure

I sure did.

Adjectives

1) passable

Looking passable, Stewie.
2) treatable

Jim Henson died of treatable pneumonia.
3) unprofessional

unprofessional and incompetent, like that ancient Roman intern.
4) dignified

Judge Dignified Q. Blackman presiding.
5) intimidating

All right, so I'll run in first and use an intimidating shout.
6) fictitious

The Nathan James is the fictitious ship
7) incompetent

unprofessional and incompetent, like that ancient Roman intern.
8) heterosexual

This is my heterosexual roommate, Ace,
9) bland

Hey, someone just bought a bottle of bland salad dressing.
10) hearted

it's about getting half‐hearted applause
11) unrelated

‐(car horn honks) ‐Well, that's an unrelated car honking,
12) suspicious

We got to find those frat boys. Look for anything suspicious.
13) unclear

I'm still very unclear about the plan!
14) affirmative

Affirmative. And, Joe, I order you to just let the binoculars
15) beloved

of me reuniting with my beloved pet.
16) useless

we're about as useless as one of those automatic bathroom sinks.
17) bisexual

And I'm bisexual, like all members of the Coast Guard.
18) hydraulic

Item one: hydraulic grapple‐winch.

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