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00:21:38
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Aw, shuck, guys, I don't know.
Real servicemen and women
That is on a knead‐the‐dough basis.
Now, come on. Who here can pantomime driving a boat?
I'm Kenny Loggins and you're a groupie I brought here for sex.
Quagmire, what if I told you your glasses
FRAT BOY: Are we ready to attack?
And Many People Will Die" booze cruise.
I can punch a big octopus a really long way.
The Waldorf and Statler of every thrift store.
it's about getting half‐hearted applause
‐Isn't that the slogan for...? ‐We had it first!
Can you give me a number crunch real quick?
Now we can use all proceeds to do jihad stuff.
That is on a knead‐the‐dough basis.
On behalf of all TV football dummies,
Next case on the docket: The People v. Ted 2.
All right, so I'll run in first and use an intimidating shout.
And I'm sicken by the thought of trolling for free handouts
He's going to be crucify you now.
(engine starts, tires squeal)
so raise your right hand as I recite the Coast Guard pledge.
that you men enlist in the military for real.
I disappoint the stupidest guy in football.
You men are accuse of violating the Stolen Valor Act,
How much you reckon a boat like this cost?
‐I'm pretend to be a veteran. ‐What?
Oh, no, we're not. I stole a Jet Ski from a kid.
And we still haven't nail down a date for visiting Epcot.
I'm so happy you're back home where you belong, Peter.
Well, for starters, bud, that's suppose to be on your pubes.
And it's not like I'd be lying.
I wasn't sentence, but I came anyway
Okay, guys, while I scan for disabled watercraft,
Okay, that's the third time you've mention
(quietly): We forgot to get a lawyer.
as a group of guys, while wearing backwards baseball caps,
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Peter, we're now literally standing on the boat.
It's loud being a veteran!
Looking damn passable.
because you're definitely a veteran.
We should probably all go urinate together, outdoors,
‐Oh, yeah! ‐From earlier!
Oh, actually, I'm not...
Uh‐oh! Getting kind of choppy.
Relax, you're doing fine.
Soon you will all do the foamy dance of death.
We got to practice doing funny double‐takes
Is that gonna be important for later?
The four of us will join the Coast Guard together.
Okay, that's a lot better than we usually do.
with whom I shared the lion two decades ago.
I sure did.
Looking passable, Stewie.
Jim Henson died of treatable pneumonia.
unprofessional and incompetent, like that ancient Roman intern.
Judge Dignified Q. Blackman presiding.
All right, so I'll run in first and use an intimidating shout.
The Nathan James is the fictitious ship
unprofessional and incompetent, like that ancient Roman intern.
This is my heterosexual roommate, Ace,
Hey, someone just bought a bottle of bland salad dressing.
it's about getting half‐hearted applause
‐(car horn honks) ‐Well, that's an unrelated car honking,
We got to find those frat boys. Look for anything suspicious.
I'm still very unclear about the plan!
Affirmative. And, Joe, I order you to just let the binoculars
of me reuniting with my beloved pet.
we're about as useless as one of those automatic bathroom sinks.
And I'm bisexual, like all members of the Coast Guard.
Item one: hydraulic grapple‐winch.