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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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You! Give me your shirt to make a tourniquet!
Here's one millennial who has a parakeet
with a group called "millennial."
Is it artisanal pretzel?!
♪ I'm gonna pee into electrical urinal♪
It's six un-showered guys and a pale woman with a ukulele
instant gratification,
Our mainframe is having a meltdown!
I'd be able to find the crease
it's Tame Impala that formed in an UberPOOL on the way here.
improv comedy.
No! I won't let you be made into taco!
I couldn't help but notice his searching gaze.
'Cause I got to go diarrhea off the cliff.
and business at the brewery must go on.
slash-deejay-
just like the Fox Tuesday night lineup.
so if there's a dead dong, I'm gonna look at it!
PETER: As I stood there, being berate by this man,
And now I'm tweet about you, brah.
Artisanal what? Is it pretzel?
Millennials crave things like:
PARKER: Although I was incense by this man,
so that one day, future commuters can be hassle
when you were tear through the backpack for your snacks.
I gather you all together-- Kevin Spacey,
I'm the one who screw this up.
-How was that? -Eh, it kind of drag.
if somebody had fold it correctly last time.
As a man who struggle with body dysmorphia,
You shut down the entire Internet.
Our country's involve in six different wars,
I wish I never pee on that server.
No, he just throw dead birds on his lawn.
the hashtags that cancel 12 network TV shows
We've all lost a great friend-slash-barista-
enjoy a disturbingly loud clip of Jimmy Fallon on cab TV.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do♪
Barely alive.
and powers virtually every server on the globe.
and they're tearing each other apart.
Now, let's go die underground!
Left! Take a left immediately!
when you can ride something weird instead.
Especially public masturbators.
what, almost a minute?
And actually, he was just about done.
-How was that? -Eh, it kind of dragged.
I'm sure life will be just fine without the Internet.
What? We can't smoke inside.
"Nice to meet you, Hammer. Let's have lunch later,
I feel like I know better than everyone else!
Um, excuse me. Didn't Ellen do this, like, three years ago?
It seems so obvious, yet I don't think I've ever seen them.
is grueling, thankless, life-threatening work.
Artisanal what? Is it pretzels?
I feel traumatized, brah.
ANNOUNCER: A millennial can be defined
is grueling, thankless, life-threatening work.
But first you have to watch this unwelcome pop-up ad.
Also, my band is playing tonight at an inconvenient time.
This is the most irresponsible thing that I've ever...
it's Tame Impala that formed in an UberPOOL on the way here.
or upstate New York?
they're unaware that they're all about to go up in smoke,
[like Darth Vader]: I find your lack of vape disturbing.
And on the side stage, it's "Neil Young asleep
while still being #soooo bored.
Assembled congregants,
but crashing the Internet has to be the dumb yet.
It's six un-showered guys and a pale woman with a ukulele
Do you know what I just did? I just made you all viral.