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00:23:41
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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decapitator of the Dark Herdsmen of Grith. Yeah, I know, Zorn.
I mean, you're in your bathrobe and it's...
* I'd serve wine and calamari *
* The bouncer are my two fists *
but she was a werewolf. Classic.
Hey, sweetie. Hi. Hi. Hey.
How's my little sick pickle?
* Now they're just a sham to me *
* Skiddy bop-bop, bop ba-bop ooh *
Feel my forehead!
* No amount of slap can make this right *
that I'm not figuring out, or... like it's a metaphor.
be in the swamp right now?
Help me with that pigeon head.
Linda, you got the mustard for the switch out?
Is that a euphemism for his ding dong?
* But the sickness made you better *
My name's Zorn, defender of Zephyria,
(Lousie grunts, Bakeneko groans, then wheeze) Okay, not bad.
(Lousie grunts, Bakeneko groan, then wheezes) Okay, not bad.
* You can see it has immerse us *
two pieces of PVC pipe weld together?
Um, no. (gasps) You spit it out?
We kind of melt Louise's Kuchi Kopi night light.
I forgive you.
* And I think it's kind of curse us *
knock it out of my hand.
Father, how dare you.
(mumbling) TEDDY: Sheesh. It really looks mess up.
Yeah, he nail the Frog King. Oh, my God,
* Destroyed my favorite thing in the world *
(whispers): He's so jealous he's not invite to the fortress.
Let's just try and fix it before she wake up.
* I threw the best swamp parties *
But, gosh, now that you mention it,
Oh, no, Louise, you caught that flu bug
Blah, blah, blah is what I'm hearing.
I've definitely told you about it.
Put that away! No, absolutely.
We can be alone, and...
Anyway, finally, an angel answers your call,
Clyde actually did a really good job reading.
Does anyone else feel kind of freezing
I mean, I knew this day would come, but not so soon.
Oh, great. The time share people double-booked us.
It's sort of gloomy.
Maybe it'll be fine, though.
Get in the car and go far away.
two pieces of PVC pipe welded together?
So, how long does this usually take?
Does anyone else feel kind of freezing
He'd be a great fit hundreds of years ago.
Never ever ever!
You sure you don't just want to replace it?
You didn't hear all that supe cool trash talk
Alan's relationship with Zorn is tenuous.
That was so badass, Louise.
* I guess I'm not the forgiving type. *
Zorn is an animated barbarian
It's interesting how upbeat you are.
in the enchanted land of...
MAN: He wears a battle strap and furry underpants.
It's pathetic.
Uh, well then this will be awkward.
(whispers): He's so jealous he's not invited to the fortress.
I could distract her with an intriguing dance.
* And drink and drink A little repetitive?
LINDA: Oh, this is awful!
Pfft. That's dumb. You're dumb.
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
(chuckling): Wow, Tina. I'm impressed.
* And feel the gentle breeze