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00:21:50
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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my trespasser's punch.
That was a super creak. (Tina moaning)
* On a motorboat
And who's that cool teen with the barrette?
Thanks. It was just an outhouse for seagulls when I got it.
Boathouse? We didn't see a boathouse.
Yay. Boat on the road! Toot-toot!
this chalkboard eraser from the restaurant.
Dead raccoon act like they own the road.
That's the place to trespass.
Is it mustard? Uh, ketchup.
this chalkboard eraser from the restaurant.
And this is the parlor.
Cows! Tell them we don't sell hamburger!
Oh, cheese and cracker, just like on land. Yeah.
Hey, I skipped brunch today.
Well, there is a flare gun.
GENE: They'd better have cable and kettle corn!
And why are there terrify cattle
I weatherproof a couple of loungers.
And the cattle have overrun this island ever since.
Should we be tow that still?
I pretend to take one, but don't worry,
Yeah, let's all keep our eyes peel for a real emergency.
Teddy's boat is all bust and crashed on the rocks out there.
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Great. It's settle.
Teddy mess up, all right? He did.
So I trick out everything, as you can see.
Of course she cheat on me all over the place.
You know that little mic thing that you're suppose
Do you think that Denise noticed that I crash the boat?
LOUISE: It taste like success.
Not how I imagine this going.
You've mention it.
Also, didn't she treat you horribly?
Oh, here's someplace we could go.
Wherever Captain Phillips happened?
But I wouldn't lose a reasonably-priced cell phone
* Somewhere beyond the sea
It seems like that bridge might completely fall apart.
We'll get there eventually.
because I lose things sometimes.
Well, I finally got her shipshape,
Uh, does that smoke look extra smoky to you guys?
Almost to the house on the hill.
It's super important right now.
You actually called your boat Sea Me Now?
And kind of, uh, embellish it a little, you know.
I'll go, and if I make it across,
that as soon as we get off the island,
I'm responsible enough for my own cell phone.
TINA: Not an ideal time? Okay, I'll tell you later.
Terrible reception though.
That was a supe creak. (Tina moaning)
Caffery did all this stuff to impress this Gwendolyn lady.
TINA: Yeah, I'm super jealous.
with a sensible data package.
She left him for an Austrian count named Lipshitz.
Ugh, I'm useless.
was the dumb thing I ever did.
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
LINDA: We did. It's delicious.
you could afford to get rid of the danger.
This is gonna make one very impressive story.
Careful, Teddy.
but you folks seem odd.
I mean... maybe we cut her loose?
so... so tough. (groans)
Looking at my feet, very casual.
Me and my stupid butt-head. (growls)
It's okay. It's just like at the mall.