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00:23:35
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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* Chomp, chomp, chow, chow
You're still the puss in my boots.
I'm about to go from "meow" to me rich.
A really big duffel bag?
to chain us up like werewolves
Now, if you'll excuse me, uh, I have to find a hamster
Oh, no, he's licking his tummy!
(quietly): I know. No crunch, no tuna flavor.
It's true. It has his pager number on it.
and turn the lights on with his paw?
* Chomp, chomp, chow, chow
And we just heard he has an official audition time.
who is a bit of a loser and has figured out a way
Help me with that pigeon head.
(quietly): I know. No crunch, no tuna flavor.
(sighs) Okay, Mr. Business, pep talk.
...rug shampoo. ...control-top panty hose.
a soda at the soda machine?
-You invent time travel. -Yup.
She choke. Ha!
until their owner abandon them on your doorstep, right, Petey?
Anyway, uh, my wife lent Gayle some money for cat headshots.
No, Louise. I insist.
because you borrow a lot of money from us.
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but it bother Linda a little bit.
This stuff smell kind of good.
have screw up the American Revolution.
Mr. Business assault Ian.
You told me you quit.
Well, I lie.
they tend to never give up the behavior.
(whispers): I have been throw up on the rug.
And I bet if you could train him to knock over the jar,
Whoop! Caught that one.
You push the buttons so well.
It was barely nothing, it was...
for doing literally almost nothing,
He's great at it! Occasionally. Once.
When he goes back to the past, he is instantly high status.
and then toss them aside when you find a younger hotter cat?
$35-- we have to overnight it. You take a check?
This guy is definitely scamming Gayle.
Oh, yes, absolutely, I believe he could.
So, you're trying to tell me that you really truly think
is exactly what Mr. Business has to do.
in residuals alone when he was Chef Cat. Oh.
Sometimes I feel like you're the teacher and I'm the cat.
I could buy some more cats finally.
because otherwise this would be a nightmare.
I'm three months behind.
for doing literally almost nothing,
Actually, Petey did the commercial in 2002.
Yeah, he kind of does. See, Bob?
He seems pretty legit to me.
This has to be our shameful secret, Gene.
Oh, is it, Ian? Is it so disgusting?
Ah, this is Fluffy, and this is her cat Jessica.
afraid to seize the furry tail of a star
Dad's an overweight male.
And I think that that can be very appealing,
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
I-It kind of hurts, 'cause you're really pressing.
I have questions about colonial Massachusetts. It's urgent.
Um... (mouth full): oh, my God, that's delicious.
You're taking advantage of vulnerable cat ladies
Which makes me nervous
She was really excited.
who can look surprised about a pizza delivery.
Are you out of your damn mind, Mom?!
That's weird, that thing you're doing.
That cat is a loose cannon. You saw what he did.