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00:21:55
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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(panting) Ooh, nice potholder!
* The briefest of glances
FROND: Tina! What?
But the festivities don't begin until 5:00
and we've never found a rotten cantaloupe before.
Whiff it up, little man! Whiff it up!
You guys want a butterscotch cookie?
but I also do this little chalkboard
* Like a scallop
ring the doorbell and tell your parents what you did.
What was that, little fella?
LOUISE: Go, Gene! Go! Casket delivery.
May I go to the restroom?
I've got to show him my breakup eyes.
And your pencil is just an eraser now.
or the bathtub or matches.
Gene, when life hands you moldy melon,
* It's not selfish to love shellfish! *
...and then he pinch them like this... Whoa.
I swear I'm peeing. Bob, can someone see?
We go for an hour, we pretend to laugh at his jokes.
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As your king, I declare them unforbidden!
You don't call me squirt, you aren't good at baseball,
You absolutely deserve that.
After I've destroy your sinuses forever.
But you always laugh at them.
Am I pee right now?
* Nothing lift a pal up
No melons were throw.
* I bet that Joe could be the one... *
Hey, guys. You pump to get these taxes done or what?
he pull them into a headlock like this... Ooh.
and they're scared of being audit. Not at all.
and we're way up here with the doors lock.
Did we lose him? I think we lost him.
Well, technically, Gene's in charge.
I barely know him. Hmm.
Holy crap! Gene, Logan got in the house somehow.
She apparently ate hers and didn't get high, so...
Shove it! Oh, okay, definitely detention.
After I've destroyed your sinuses forever.
This seems like possibly a bad idea
Time to figure out if lightning strikes twice.
You absolutely deserve that.
Oh, I know exactly what it is.
to take those costumes off immediately.
We've never been home alone before,
Almost there.
Right. That's me. Super cool.
Don't tell me you're actually scared of him.
I mean, kind of.
Well, we're gonna go inside and watch TV now.
Uh, he'll tire himself out soon enough.
As your king, I declare them unforbidden!
'Cause I wanted to make it menacing,
TINA: Ugh, it's so awkward.
That was way too harsh. No need to be mean.
It's relaxing, actually.
and we've never found a rotten cantaloupe before.
Ugh! Reading is dumb!
-You're going lip bald! -Catch all-new episodes Sundays.
TINA: And now for the slight head turn.
(whispering): She's so loud.
It felt like it. That's weird.
Okay, but I'm still sad,
Just a casual lean.
* Through thick and through thin, we'll do it together. *
Stupid cookies! They were good though.
(gasps) I'm okay.
You don't have to get all crazy-face mad about it, okay?
Fantastic! Let's run it one more time,