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00:20:19
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicle,
He'll be fine. I mean, the guy's, like, a billionaire.
Ted falls in love, love kicks Ted in the sprout, roll credits.
I mean, I've hooked up with the odd lass who was beneath my level of attractiveness,
I mean, I've hooked up with the odd lass who was beneath my level of attractiveness,
That's like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip.
Wait, two things. First of all... I have been laying groundwork all afternoon.
Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?"
Okay, okay, sweetie, just calm down.
I'll give you the crab puff. The crab puff are good.
Two vodka cranberries, please.
Two vodka cranberries, please.
Deer carcass? Really? That's the metaphor you're going with here?
Squirrels don't get married, Marshall.
Ah! So you admit it-- the groom should have an equal say.
I will take those peanut you're trying to pass off as testicles,
and then I'll feed them to you like grape!
I'll give you the crab puffs. The crab puffs are good.
'cause I'm revoking your "dude" membership.
...always undermining me at every turn...
And... Claudia scare me.
She said if there's no wedding tomorrow, you owe her father $400,000.
Ah! So you admit it-- the groom should have an equal say.
That's how it's suppose to be. That right there.
Wait, I've already invite someone.
Ted falls in love, love kick Ted in the sprouts, roll credits.
but I figured I don't want to get there and realize I need it
Ted, have you ignore all my teachings?
and so help me God, if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her,
"Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attend alone?"
I got to call Claudia. If I just explain to her...
By the way, I almost forgot.
What happen to Sandy?
everybody all dress up...
My God, were you born without taste buds?
And she's pick up what I'm laying down.
Behind a curtain, in a dark little room secretly controlling your every move?
This wedding is both indoors and amazing.
barefoot in the woods next to Lake No-One's-Going-To-Drive-That-Far.
Dude, no problem whatsoever.
Do you want to go somewhere and talk?
but, eventually, she graciously agreed to let me bring Robin.
Like you could possibly know that.
You absolutely did not check "plus one"!
"Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?"
Everybody feels this way sometimes.
that this was the night my life-- my real life-- would finally begin.
Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date.
Crap, she bought some expensive shoes. She's really looking forward to this.
I miss staying out late, and making messes and not cleaning them up.
We just wanted to get a picture with the woman who almost ended our relationship.
Well, feel terrible later. Right now, we gotta fix this.
I felt bad, though. He was pretty bummed.
Well, I thought marriage was about two equal partners sharing a life together.
Invigorating, thanks.
if I go to my wedding and the cake is not Tahitian Vanilla,
Robin-- the big unanswered question in my life.
Oh, okay, well, I just wanted to say they're gorgeous and Ted's going to love them.
How fancy are we talking about here?
Oh, don't worry, it's going to be great. I'm so excited.
but, you know, I was drunk.
The crab puffs were incredible.
Isn't it weird that we should... run into each other like this?
both fitting together like two pieces of a very attractive puzzle.
I mean, I've hooked up with the odd lass who was beneath my level of attractiveness,
Hi, sad eyes.
Ooh... "Plus one." You make it sound so romantic.
I don't know... it's going to be a tough sell.
Well, yeah, sure, on the stupid stuff, like who comes.
Oh, no, that's terrible! Are you okay?
So there we were, two single guys, doing our usual single-guy thing.
Crap, she bought some expensive shoes. She's really looking forward to this.