Name: Sweet Taste of Liberty
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) forefather

Look, our forefather died for the pursuit of happiness, okay?
2) wheelie

"You have a wheelie bag? Well, I have a wheelie bag."
3) escalator

Don't you get on that escalator!
4) goon

Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser.
5) tarmac

We're on a tarmac in Philadelphia. Crazy... adventure.
6) igloo

We're building an igloo in Central Park.
7) rut

And I am a rut-buster.
8) backside

That's my fianc?e's hot backside that you're dabbing.
9) duffel

Believe it or not, that duffel bag thing worked.
10) lactose

and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is... dary!
11) drawback

Oh, yes, that's one drawback to being engaged.
12) suitcase

Why do you have those suitcase, and who are we picking up?
13) carousel

This is happening. Now you can either put the bags on the carousel now,
14) outrage

This is an outrage!
15) gesture

This hand gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone, does it?
16) attendant

Look, airport bar. Flight attendant.
17) baggage

Go ahead, JFK. What is the baggage status?
18) loser

You want to fight off loser guys all night?

1) tuck

And, B.T.W., we'd be out of here by now if you had tuck in your shirt.
2) redirect

I had no idea how Barney redirect the cab without me knowing, but we got out,
3) dare

If someone were to pull that off, I dare say it would be...
4) retain

You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present,
5) tap

Okay, carousel 4 is tap out.
6) engage

Oh, yes, that's one drawback to being engage.
7) hang

I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
8) realize

And that was when I realize why I hung out with Barney.
9) wake

Well, I didn't think I'd be flying to Philadelphia when I woke up this morning, I'll give you that.
10) bet

Yeah, I bet she gets that a lot.
11) taste

You know what it taste like?
12) grow

Well, I grew up in Park Slope.
13) spend

You sure spent a lot of time in bars.
14) guess

Hey, guess where I am. I'm on a... ready?
15) pick

Why do you have those suitcases, and who are we pick up?
16) walk

and, uh, tell your grandpa I'm sorry I walk in on him in the bathroom.
17) guarantee

It's safe. It's guarantee.
18) demand

I demand you release us immediately!

1) accidentally

My colleague accidentally left the bags there.
2) somewhere

It's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else?
3) unfortunately

Unfortunately, that guy's boyfriend--
4) exactly

Exactly!
5) immediately

I demand you release us immediately!
6) finally

I'm so glad we finally get to hang out, just the two of us.
7) almost

You sure you're okay giving up your Friday night to hang with an old, almost married lady?
8) actually

No, actually, it tastes like pennies.
9) kind

Really? Well, I thought it was kind of weird, but if you're cool with it,
10) along

You miss one, another one comes along in five minutes.
11) far

So far, one. One gay dolphin.
12) together

It's just, Marshall and I have been together for nine years.
13) else

It's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else?
14) ago

I died 15 years ago, like that pickup line.
15) ever

Do you ever go behind the rope and touch it?
16) sure

You sure spent a lot of time in bars.
17) least

We at least get to call our lawyer.
18) always

We always to go to McClaren's.

1) untucked

Can't remember the last time I saw an international businessman with an untucked shirt.
2) impressionist

Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an Impressionist painting...
3) lucrative

just back from a lucrative trip to Japan.
4) jealous

Wouldn't you be jealous of guys swarming all over my beeswax?
5) ridiculous

It's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else?
6) upright

They'll get your tray table in its full upright position.
7) calm

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to remain calm.
8) fake

he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage
9) weird

Really? Well, I thought it was kind of weird, but if you're cool with it,
10) engaged

I'm engaged. You know, I'm sorry.
11) subsequent

And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator!
12) okay

You sure you're okay giving up your Friday night to hang with an old, almost married lady?
13) mutual

Our relationship is built on mutual trust.
14) liberal

You're too liberal with the word "legendary."
15) valuable

Ted, you're missing out on a valuable life lesson here.
16) sweet

I took my ring off. It's very, very sweet of you to come over and talk to me, but I just...
17) actual

Hey, do you want to go get coffee and have an actual conversation?
18) regular

All I wanted was to have a regular beer at my regular bar

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