Name: Drumroll, Please
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) castrato

Uh, Ted going all castrati over yet another girl is exactly not a good cause.
2) drumroll

So... how about tonight, we just stick with the drumroll?
3) poof

I might not use enough. And then suddenly, poof, spell's broken.
4) newscast

Well, after the newscast, I was so excited
5) snowflake

...with little snowflake on them.
6) bridesmaid

Great. So how do we get in touch with the bridesmaid?
7) bleach

On a real weekend, the real Ted wears a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt with bleach stains on it.
8) pea

Sweet pea?
9) vodka

My new husband, and the vodka cranberry,
10) cranberry

My new husband, and the vodka cranberry,
11) flaw

You know there's one little flaw in our plan.
12) diversion

Yes, but we'll need... a diversion.
13) stag

And I went to the wedding stag.
14) bastard

is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.
15) bro

"Hey, bro, I don't know what you're eating, 'cause I don't have any eyes,
16) groom

So are you a friend of the bride or groom?
17) toast

Hey, Claudia! Great wedding, beautiful toast, touching stuff.
18) sweatshirt

On a real weekend, the real Ted wears a pair of jeans and a sweatshirt with bleach stains on it.

1) tarnish

Tonight we will make a memory that will never be tarnish.
2) lurk

and lurk just around the corner from those moments
3) haunt

It haunt me.
4) bust

Yeah, all day long you been bust my apple-bag about finding this girl.
5) screw

So the thing that always screw it up is the next day.
6) hang

Ted... I'm sorry I hung up on you earlier.
7) suppose

This was finally suppose to be my big moment with Robin.
8) prove

I'm ready to be prove wrong.
9) rob

And if I walk in there, I'm rob both of us...
10) decide

I decide to surprise Ted by going to the reception.
11) establish

Ground rules have been establish.
12) happen

they're great when they happen, but they're not real.
13) guess

I guess, uh, what, we'll need fake names?
14) eat

Last night I ate the best cake of my life.
15) wear

Apparently she was wear brown shoes...
16) perform

perform a drum solo?
17) expect

Then, when I least expect it...
18) pick

She pick up a bouquet, proving she had corporeal form.

1) backwards

Well, lucky for you, I know that guest list backwards and forwards.
2) sadly

Sadly not out of character.
3) besides

Besides, she thinks I'm on my way to India.
4) basically

but it's basically awesome, so keep sending it down Gullet Alley."
5) okay

You okay in there?
6) apparently

Apparently she was wearing brown shoes...
7) forever

Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded...
8) neither

Actually neither.
9) exactly

Exactly, exactly-- like-like just now, when I saw you doing the chicken dance out there,
10) earlier

Ted... I'm sorry I hung up on you earlier.
11) sometimes

...have helped me realize that sometimes I can act like a crazy person,
12) finally

This was finally supposed to be my big moment with Robin.
13) forward

I was looking forward to one last dance.
14) outside

Um, Ted, can I talk to you outside for a second?
15) actually

Actually, I kind of... was.
16) kind

Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded...
17) along

But then reality came along.
18) later

Okay. I'll talk to you later.

1) bended

You'd be down on bended knee.
2) unadulterated

always be pure unadulterated awesome.
3) unshaven

is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.
4) cruel

is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.
5) excited

Well, after the newscast, I was so excited
6) fake

I guess, uh, what, we'll need fake names?
7) weird

Look, okay, yes. I cried in the bathroom and that... was weird.
8) noble

You know, some people say the Peace Corps is the most noble thing a person can do.
9) romantic

Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments.
10) gross

Oh, man, it's gross.
11) fellow

Hey, you're speaking to a fellow snotter.
12) exciting

Wow, this is kind of exciting. Our names will forever be shrouded...
13) pure

always be pure unadulterated awesome.
14) evil

You know, good for Victoria. It's such an evil tradition.
15) amazing

I had the most amazing night ever.
16) sweet

Sweet pea?
17) difficult

Cheese Louise! Happiness is not that difficult!
18) fat

Is it my fat cousin Lindsay?

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