Name: The Miracle Song
Released: 2017-12-13
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) perv

Apparently, the perv's got all this weird stuff
2) molester

Say "molester." it sounds scarier.
3) klutz

If the judges see me tripping all over that klutz,
4) pedophile

Rita, I want the word "pedophile" to really stand out.
5) ultimatum

As jealous ultimatum go, that's very flattering,
6) cramp

Will they be expecting stomach cramp,
7) villager

Then you'resurprisedto see the torch-wielding villager?
8) blackmail

A blackmail letter, a necklace made of teeth?
9) orson

Have you decided what you're gonna do about orson?
10) retainer

And whoever takes my case will need a retainer,
11) snowflake

Little miss snowflake glides. She doesn't stomp.
12) temperament

Temperament for pageant competitions. And what does that mean?
13) centerpiece

To manage a centerpiece.
14) sweetie

Sweetie, we all wanna believe
15) reflux

Acid reflux, night sweats?
16) trooper

(normal voice) yeah, she's a trooper. Let's dump her. (normal voice) what?! Why?
17) pageant

Pageant consultants are judged on the strength of their roster.
18) sweetheart

Oh, sweetheart.

1) molest

Until he actually molest one of our kids?
2) spineless

Now just get in there, you spineless 'mo.
3) subside

Most of the gossiping had subside,
4) spit

Did you know my brother got spit on
5) beg

Please, I beg of you. Go! Just get off my street, please!
6) toss

We toss your mother out on her evil ass.
7) slash

That our tire got slash at the church parking lot?
8) scare

Well, believe me, rita, he scare me, too.
9) swear

Yeah, you look me in the eye and you swear to me
10) disappear

Concerns that have disappear now that mike has been arrested.
11) scream

I mean, that hardly scream innocence. Her teeth were pulled.
12) deserve

And you deserve better than my son.
13) dump

Wait, I'm--i'm confused. Are you--are you dump amy?
14) trap

I was trap.
15) arrest

They just arrest mike for murder.
16) reward

Aw. Well, I think dedication should be reward,
17) exhaust

And they're going to be exhaust,
18) rid

You think you can be rid of methateasily?

1) awfully

Um... Look, I'm awfully sorry that I'm late.
2) practically

Oh, no, no, these things practically build themselves.
3) incredibly

(bree) well, that was incredibly awkward.
4) barely

You know, mike barely remembers me.
5) perfectly

What a perfectly asinine question.
6) somewhere

Sorry, I can't talk now. I have somewhere to go.
7) apparently

Apparently, the perv's got all this weird stuff
8) definitely

But we can definitely lose the one
9) forever

But a crown is forever.
10) eventually

Eventually.
11) absolutely

Absolutely. Uh, so I assume this means they know about me? But of course.
12) certainly

But you're-- you're certainly a tidy one.
13) previously

Previously on...
14) exactly

Well, that's what we think, but we don't exactly have proof.
15) immediately

Who is hit immediately and dropped for a loss
16) alone

Leave him alone.
17) forward

No, people look forward to christmas
18) late

You're 40 minutes late.

1) awkward

(bree) well, that was incredibly awkward.
2) needless

That is willing to let mike take the fall for her psycho husband. Well, needless to say,
3) jealous

As jealous ultimatums go, that's very flattering,
4) unbelievable

Yes, I'm unbelievable. Close your mouths.
5) suspicious

I know it sounds suspicious, but in my heart of hearts,
6) tragic

And it's tragic, but we are running a business.
7) ambitious

Well, that's very ambitious of you,
8) diplomatic

How will I tell her family? We'll do it together. We'll be very diplomatic.
9) harsh

After the harsh things you said about amy?
10) relaxing

Oh, me, too. There's nothing more relaxing
11) enjoyable

And I thought we might have a more enjoyable time
12) cardiac

And get crash cart ready. She's in cardiac arrest.
13) merry

(gloria) merry christmas.
14) unexpected

Or that unexpected kiss beneath the mistletoe...
15) gorgeous

Hey. Wow, oh, those are gorgeous.
16) innocent

My god. I-i mean, of course he's totally innocent.
17) invalid

(lynette) he's a bachelor who lives with his invalid sister.
18) desperate

Lonely, desperate single people filing in,

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