Name: Gossip
Released: 2017-12-13
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) chauffer

But she wasn't hurt by the chauffer
2) tidbit

An exchange of semi-interesting tidbit
3) ravioli

Ravioli stuffed with duck confit in a porcini cream sauce.
4) postman

That idiot postman mixed up our mail again.
5) gab

Hey, gab. Hi.
6) shred

Oh, good. I hope the thorns rip him to shred. (doorbell rings)
7) scum

They're scum!
8) fang

Before she sank her fang into carlos,
9) betrayal

This is an absolute betrayal of our friendship. Gaby, she asked me to make 20 pizzas.
10) sweetie

Thanks, sweetie. You are taking such good care of me.
11) reflux

Mona clarke was up at 2:00 in the morning with acid reflux,
12) waiter

Or the waiter who almost dropped a knife on her wrist.
13) reptile

Yeah, I'm having this reptile guy,
14) arsenic

What's arsenic?
15) carrot

Yeah, and she thinks carrot sticks are snacks.
16) grin

Yeah! I wanna know who's putting that dopey grin on your face.
17) brunch

Good friends share more than just gossip and brunch.
18) pact

We had a pact! Oh, come on, gaby, be fair.

1) botch

Because of your botch bikini wax. Oh, my god. How do you botch a bikini wax?
2) defrost

But once they defrost the body and do an autopsy,
3) tempt

I do not want to be tempt.
4) betray

I mean, "we" as in she betray me,and you're my best friends,
5) rework

She's rework the lyrics to "wind beneath my wings."
6) injure

Gabrielle solis was injure.
7) floss

Made three phone calls and floss his teeth.
8) threaten

You threaten to decapitate a man over a parking space.
9) owe

Me?! You two owe me an apology. No, gaby, be reasonable.
10) slam

Who almost slam a door on her fingers...
11) bust

You bust your ass in this restaurant every day
12) knock

I've knock twice. She's not answering.
13) dare

Go ahead. I dare ya.
14) deserve

And if anybody deserve a little downtime, it's you.
15) smell

Wow, you smell good.
16) grab

It'smycar! She--she tripped me and grab my keys.
17) blame

Yes, and do you know who i blame? I blame karl and mike.
18) laugh

You always laugh like that when you're telling a lie.

1) blissfully

You do realize we're gonna be blissfully happy, don't you?
2) besides

Besides, after a while, it was kind of nice having him around.
3) somewhere

Nowwe're getting somewhere. This is good.
4) okay

Are things going okay at work?
5) obviously

Obviously I loved him.
6) apparently

But apparently, you have to flirt with Mrs. Scavo
7) definitely

Greg is definitely off the wagon. Last week...
8) unfortunately

Oh! The boys would love that, but unfortunately, I gotta work.
9) forever

And it's been forever
10) possibly

And now I have this choice that I can't possibly make.
11) twice

I've knocked twice. She's not answering.
12) absolutely

Yeah, absolutely.
13) previously

Previously on...
14) sometimes

Sometimes.
15) finally

So I finally met victor. He is so charming.
16) especially

Especially when you started to remember
17) late

How come you always come home so late?
18) almost

Who almost slammed a door on her fingers...

1) porcini

Ravioli stuffed with duck confit in a porcini cream sauce.
2) demeaning

I mean, how demeaning is that?!
3) venomous

From the venomous sting of such idle gossip?
4) gruesome

So... Who would like to hear the gruesome details?
5) careless

It's careless talk that deals in polite fiction...
6) shameless

Those are shameless rationalizations.
7) arrogant

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Say, "i'm a rude, arrogant bastard
8) embarrassed

Are you embarrassed to be dating me? If gaby finds out, she's gonna hit the ceiling.
9) unanswered

Well, after 20 unanswered calls...
10) awkward

It's awkward!
11) thrilled

(chuckles) I am so thrilled for you.
12) moist

And they were still moist. I don't know how she does it.
13) devastating

I agree. It's tough-- it's devastating!
14) harmless

It's just a harmless form of recreation,
15) disturbing

Edie came to a disturbing realization.
16) ridiculous

It's ridiculous. I'll tell you what's ridiculous--
17) rude

Okay, okay. I'm sorry. Say, "i'm a rude, arrogant bastard
18) disappointed

She'll be very, very disappointed. Rip 'em!

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