Name: Dress Big
Released: 2017-12-13
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) klutz

I'm such a klutz. I think I broke it.
2) scone

A scone fell right into her ladyship's teacup. Ouch! Ha!
3) aah

(dahlia) aah! (thud)
4) teacup

A scone fell right into her ladyship's teacup. Ouch! Ha!
5) dahlia

The first time I met dahlia's parents was a complete disaster.
6) debacle

It was an absolute debacle. (both laughing)
7) bor

(singsong voice) bor-ing. Come on, I want my date
8) chiffon

Chiffon at a barbecue? I was asking to be immolated.
9) cowgirl

Yes, I'll feel like some gloriously rough-hewn cowgirl
10) slump

In a slump, huh? How long's it been?
11) lunchtime

Can we play another game? No, it's lunchtime. You go wash up.
12) betrayal

So you better watch out. Betrayal makes me vengeful.
13) jealousy

Ian's jealousy spurred him to action.
14) mace

She threatened me with mace and then slugged you.
15) cardigan

How about a nice, uh, cashmere cardigan?
16) blouse

Forget the blouse that she wears
17) cul

I'm just saying, for a house on a cul-de-sac,
18) fuss

I keep thinking, why all this ungodly fuss?

1) despise

It might be a shirt that she despise
2) applaud

Well, we applaud your candor.
3) rupture

A rupture disc is very serious. He'll need surgery.
4) inherit

And not go after the money he inherit from us.
5) slug

She threatened me with mace and then slug you.
6) stunt

A clueless, emotionally stunt workaholic?
7) spur

Ian's jealousy spur him to action.
8) threaten

She threaten me with mace and then slugged you.
9) swear

I swear I will track you
10) beware

No, I hadn't really-- orange says, "beware. Something bad's gonna happen."
11) burst

Apparently, the water heater in the attic had burst.
12) bolt

Before you bolt with all you could carry.
13) dump

His father just dump him here for four weeks.
14) refuse

That she refuse to part with.
15) screw

A guy who can admit he screw up,
16) pray

She pray will come back in style.
17) preserve

We want it preserve
18) nail

You nail me, carlos.

1) relentlessly

And you've been relentlessly charming ever since.
2) rationally

Well, I mean, looking at it rationally,
3) emotionally

A clueless, emotionally stunted workaholic?
4) afterwards

Or just afterwards.
5) perfectly

Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
6) damn

Your husband-- too damn scared of you.
7) besides

Besides, the guys, the clothes, the partying--
8) obviously

Well, it's obviously some chick flick...
9) apparently

Apparently, the water heater in the attic had burst.
10) definitely

Definitely your boss.
11) carefully

Carefully selected,
12) unfortunately

Unfortunately for his mother,
13) normally

Well, I guess I have a type. And normally that would creep me out,
14) absolutely

No. No, absolutely not.
15) certainly

Yes, it certainly is.
16) previously

Previously on...
17) exactly

Exactly, and I'm supposed to wear that every damn day.
18) alone

So I didn't leave him alone

1) scrumptious

Mmm, that scrumptious teenager of yours.
2) ungaro

There's lacroix and ungaro and vintage gaultier.
3) fraught

Is always a bit fraught. Oh, well, you don't have to tell me.
4) shameless

She had ample grounds, mother. Karl was a shameless womanizer.
5) ouch

A scone fell right into her ladyship's teacup. Ouch! Ha!
6) incapable

Doesn't mean that I'm incapable of a lasting commitment.
7) ruined

You see ruined clothes,
8) unconscious

I don't--i don't know. He's unconscious.
9) frustrating

Mike, i-i know this can be a frustrating process.
10) divorced

Now I'm divorced, and ian's disinherited?
11) delighted

Delighted. You weren't exaggerating. She's a vision, ian.
12) alcoholic

He's an alcoholic homosexual.
13) asleep

We open in ten minutes. Maybe later we can-- later I'll be asleep,
14) unfair

Well, I do have an unfair advantage.
15) stuffed

And a stuffed parrot on my shoulder.
16) awful

(sarcastically) yeah, that's awful. Can I do him?
17) upset

Yet every time you remember it, you feel sad or upset.
18) charming

And you've been relentlessly charming ever since.

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