Name: My Husband, the Pig
Released: 2017-12-13
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) hausfrau

Like your average hausfrau?
2) violinist

Listen to a professional violinist. (glasses clink)
3) burrito

Would you put that burrito away? It's making me nauseous.
4) orson

Hey, you know, uh, orson, right?
5) chauffeur

I know you told your chauffeur to ram my car. Why would I do that?
6) veal

Thank you, bruno. The veal was excellent.
7) palate

And fix cleft palate in kenya.
8) inscription

There's gonna be a charge to remove the inscription,
9) ante

5-card stud? $2 ante?
10) nous

Before I forget, you got a call from chez nous
11) viola

No, I don't want a viola player.
12) bastard

The silly bastard opened up his own pizza place.
13) bro

Hey, bro! Where you off to? Oh, the hospital called.
14) jerk

I just called you a manipulative jerk.
15) suburb

Yeah, the suburb are filled
16) dough

How wife, tons of dough,
17) toast

Then let me propose a toast.
18) motions

The only thing worse than just going through the motions

1) impregnate

Before you impregnate my stepdaughter.
2) inscribe

How'd you know it was inscribe?
3) rehash

Why are you rehash this?
4) supervise

That's why you supervise him.
5) creep

He's creep me out right from the get-go.
6) cater

Where we eat a cater dinner,
7) knock

When julie finds out you knock up my sister? Didn't your stepdad just say
8) propose

I should have had it when I propose.
9) deserve

But julie deserve better.
10) bind

Look, his mother's bound to be home soon, all right?
11) dump

His, uh, father just dump him here for four weeks
12) duck

Ducked out... Just for an hour.
13) admit

It was on you the night you were admit.
14) drag

I have been drag my ass all day, and the only thought
15) prompt

I'm sure they're what prompt him
16) adopt

And adopt by a suitable family,
17) suppose

You see, there was suppose to be a horse-drawn carriage and--
18) herald

According to the "plainview herald."

1) darn

But I'm pretty darn relieved to be dead.
2) sexually

My therapist says I'm sexually compulsive.
3) afterwards

Afterwards, when we come home,
4) barely

Oh, come on. I mean, you barely even see him.
5) abroad

She's decided to study abroad. Once the baby is born
6) forever

"Susan, be mine forever. Mike."
7) absolutely

Absolutely not!
8) truly

Whenever I've truly wanted something,
9) previously

Previously on...
10) exactly

No, orson hodge isn't exactly the guy
11) alone

(danielle) leave me alone! Danielle, I have to be at work in ten minutes.
12) sometimes

Sometimes you gotta bring out the big artillery.
13) finally

And then we're finally taking our honeymoon.
14) late

Too late.
15) almost

It's almost 11:00.
16) outside

I just didn't know he'd go outside.
17) actually

Actually, I've got a cousin
18) kind

Yeah, but you'll hearme. I'm kind of exuberant by nature,

1) shifty

To me, he always has the shifty look
2) exuberant

Yeah, but you'll hearme. I'm kind of exuberant by nature,
3) tasteful

As tasteful and tidy as ever.
4) courageous

Ah, another courageous move for "foldilocks."
5) embarrassed

I'm embarrassed to admit, I...
6) sober

When you're sober.
7) relieved

But I'm pretty darn relieved to be dead.
8) exhausted

I'm exhausted.
9) anxious

Are you sure? 'Cause you seem a little anxious.
10) spontaneous

Was that, uh, proposal spontaneous,
11) ridiculous

Of the two of you getting married is ridiculous.
12) delightful

To a delightful evening,
13) asleep

He's asleep.
14) ninth

But it's our anniversary. It's our ninth anniversary.
15) stuffed

Feel like dessert? No, thank you. I'm stuffed.
16) upset

You like ties? You're getting a tie. What are you getting so upset about?
17) charming

You're sorta charming.
18) realistic

I like to think it makes me a realistic one.

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