Name: Game Night
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) testicle

Um... oh! The green testicle story. So I was playing ultimate frisbee in college
2) granola

Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase.
3) frisbee

Um... oh! The green testicle story. So I was playing ultimate frisbee in college
4) vomit

I thought you were vomit-free since '93.
5) brat

I could be cooped up in some tiny apartment changing some brat's poopy diapers.
6) interrogation

However, could we skip the traditional interrogation of the new girlfriend tonight?
7) tempest

Will an eagle ever soar through this tempest of woe?
8) kicker

But here's the real kicker:
9) ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh.
10) videotape

Really? Well, 'cause she gave me a videotape to give...
11) backgammon

No. Backgammon sucks.
12) chunk

We just earned a huge chunk of story.
13) bro

Mellow order, bro, mellow order.
14) thief

There's a thief in the palace, she's stolen all my love
15) squeeze

a squeeze-bottle of marshmallow ice cream topping,
16) afghan

Grab that afghan your mom made.
17) kindergarten

I was stopping by Lily's kindergarten class to say hi,
18) purse

If only I'd given you a fake tape and hidden the real tape in my purse.

1) rediscover

And I rediscover just how awesomely awesome my life is.
2) swear

No. I-I swore you to secrecy on that.
3) freak

Understandably, she freak out and I left.
4) steal

There's a thief in the palace, she's stolen all my love
5) smell

Ooh, I am smell dirt. What is the story of the re-return?
6) nail

After Shannon and I talked, I nail her.
7) belong

and I left the rest of it in the trash where it belong.
8) cheat

Victoria, "Have you ever cheat while in a relationship?"
9) involve

Okay, it involve a game of truth or dare,
10) ralph

You ralph and ran?
11) customize

Though you kind of ruined my customize Scherbotsky doormat.
12) realize

As I walked away, I realize Shannon was an adult.
13) pull

I wish I'd pull up my pants.
14) split

She and Greg dated for a while and then split up.
15) decide

And FYI, Shannon and I have decide to wait till we're married.
16) forget

Don't tell me you've forgotten.
17) spend

We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden,
18) happen

It was the most embarrassing, and humiliating thing that ever happen to me.

1) understandably

Understandably, she freaked out and I left.
2) obviously

Backgammon, obviously.
3) definitely

Well, I will definitely give Marshall a kiss for you.
4) unfortunately

But unfortunately, the night did not end there.
5) exactly

And guys, I haven't exactly told Victoria that I used to have a kind of thing for Robin,
6) sometimes

Sometimes it's good to-to talk about it.
7) finally

We all finally agreed Marshall should be running our game nights
8) instead

instead of playing in them.
9) actually

Barney, I actually like Victoria... a lot,
10) kind

but a while back, I was kind of into Robin.
11) soon

Look, he's coming by soon to talk about it, but
12) later

Five weeks later, we were all set to leave for the Peace Corps.
13) though

Don't worry, though, it wasn't that great.
14) far

Well, we're not quitting just 'cause Ted's so far ahead.
15) fast

We fast-forward eight years into the future.
16) together

What about us changing the world together?
17) else

Wait... What if somebody else told their most humiliating story?
18) ever

and remember, if you ever ask the question "What?", then...

1) nonfat

Hey, nonfat latte to go.
2) mellow

Mellow order, bro, mellow order.
3) embarrassing

It was the most embarrassing, and humiliating thing that ever happened to me.
4) barefoot

and there was this barefoot dude with weirdly sharp toenails...
5) insane

And it just seemed insane that you didn't know who I am now.
6) profound

a profound moment of doubt about yourself and...
7) heated

She was in the middle of a heated argument with her dad.
8) delicious

Thank you so much for the delicious cookies.
9) inappropriate

Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories,
10) excited

I'm so excited Victoria's coming.
11) fake

If only I'd given you a fake tape and hidden the real tape in my purse.
12) weird

Yeah, you were acting so weird about it, I gave you Ted's graduation tape instead.
13) okay

So, are you going to be okay hanging out with Victoria tonight?
14) gross

I mean, I know judge not lest ye be judged, but gross!
15) sharp

and there was this barefoot dude with weirdly sharp toenails...
16) reasonable

Sounds reasonable.
17) amazing

it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.
18) rare

But those rare times when we do open up,

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