Name: Nothing Good Happens After 2 A.M.
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) bleep

but what the bleep are you doing, dude?
2) scrape

the Liberty Bell incident, the little scrape I got in at the Russian Embassy,
3) subconscious

Ah, but I'm just a manifestation of your subconscious,
4) juicer

Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer
5) breakup

I owe you a real breakup call.
6) headboard

Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard,
7) bartender

Guess cab drivers are the new bartender, huh?
8) carrot

Um, I got some vegetables. I got carrot, I got beets.
9) avalanche

Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today.
10) feather

I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP, you dig?
11) liquor

Okay, remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet.
12) helmet

Well, moving past the horrifying image of your hair helmet clanging against the headboard,
13) dude

You should go home, dude.
14) vegetable

Um, I got some vegetable. I got carrots, I got beets.
15) anchor

I'm a news anchor.
16) cab

Guess cab drivers are the new bartenders, huh?
17) viewer

I'm flattered you think we have two viewer.
18) gen

We still got the "gen." The "da." The "ry."

1) overturn

overturn right in front of Robin's house.
2) serenade

How many women can say they've been personally serenade by Korean Elvis?
3) spit

I think he just spat on me.
4) owe

I owe you a real breakup call.
5) urge

and I stronly urge you to consider it as a career.
6) dump

and then... she dump me.
7) dig

I want you to shake your tail feathers down here ASAP, you dig?
8) involve

don't get involve with people I work with.
9) suppose

See, she was suppose to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk.
10) kick

It would come to be known as The Time Lily Kicked Korean Elvis in the Nards.
11) lie

I just lie and told her I broke up with Victoria.
12) burn

Oh, wow, you just got burn, phonics style.
13) strike

When the clock strike 2:00, just go to sleep.
14) suck

"This long-distance thing suck, huh?
15) happen

"Nothing good happen after 2:00 a.m.,"
16) guess

Well, I guess I'm just better friends with her than you are.
17) listen

And none of it would've happened if I just listen to my mom.
18) jump

And so really, what's it gonna matter in 50 years if I jump the gun by one night?

1) asap

I want you to shake your tail feathers down here ASAP, you dig?
2) meanwhile

Meanwhile, back at the bar,
3) perfectly

Yes, yes! Juice is perfectly harmless.
4) besides

Besides, if I go out, who's going to watch the news?
5) personally

How many women can say they've been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?
6) previously

Previously on How I Met Your Mother:
7) exactly

That is exactly what I want right now. And so what?
8) alone

Just because a woman lives alone doesn't mean she's a les...
9) finally

Well, um, I just finally set up my new juicer
10) instead

but I think the whole time a little part of me wanted this phone instead.
11) almost

I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated,
12) actually

Well, actually, I've got five dogs.
13) soon

I'm coming home. I'll see you soon.
14) later

I'll explain later. Hey, we're headed down to MacLaren's.
15) else

Does anyone else have a...? Yes?
16) ago

See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk.
17) ever

So, Robin, you ever report on train wrecks? 'Cause I just saw one.
18) least

At least, I'm good at it.

1) flattered

I'm flattered you think we have two viewers.
2) monumental

Have you ever had one of those days where nothing at all that monumental happens
3) pathetic

Well, yeah, that's cats. I'm not some pathetic cat lady.
4) exhausted

And I'm exhausted.
5) rewarding

And so the life of a television reporter is very rewarding,
6) tragic

Thousands died in a tragic avalanche today.
7) asleep

But after 2:00 a.m, my good sense was sound asleep.
8) awful

Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. That's just terrible. I feel awful.
9) upset

And you're wondering if I'd be upset.
10) delicious

"And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice."
11) vulnerable

but she's very vulnerable right now and you have a girlfriend.
12) devoted

Or maybe I'm a devoted girlfriend and I'm calling you right now.
13) rough

I don't know, it was just a, a rough day
14) attractive

We're both available, we're both attractive, we're both good at it.
15) dated

I mean, there was this moment where we almost dated,
16) stupid

Um, I'm... Yeah, this is stupid. It's not even a big deal, but
17) korean

How much does Korean Elvis rock?
18) okay

I think that makes this okay.

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