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00:21:18
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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Look, our forefather died for the pursuit of happiness, okay?
"You have a wheelie bag? Well, I have a wheelie bag."
Don't you get on that escalator!
Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser.
We're on a tarmac in Philadelphia. Crazy... adventure.
We're building an igloo in Central Park.
And I am a rut-buster.
That's my fianc?e's hot backside that you're dabbing.
Believe it or not, that duffel bag thing worked.
and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant 'cause the second half of that word is... dary!
Oh, yes, that's one drawback to being engaged.
Why do you have those suitcase, and who are we picking up?
This is happening. Now you can either put the bags on the carousel now,
This is an outrage!
This hand gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone, does it?
Look, airport bar. Flight attendant.
Go ahead, JFK. What is the baggage status?
You want to fight off loser guys all night?
And, B.T.W., we'd be out of here by now if you had tuck in your shirt.
I had no idea how Barney redirect the cab without me knowing, but we got out,
If someone were to pull that off, I dare say it would be...
You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present,
Okay, carousel 4 is tap out.
Oh, yes, that's one drawback to being engage.
I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
And that was when I realize why I hung out with Barney.
Well, I didn't think I'd be flying to Philadelphia when I woke up this morning, I'll give you that.
Yeah, I bet she gets that a lot.
You know what it taste like?
Well, I grew up in Park Slope.
You sure spent a lot of time in bars.
Hey, guess where I am. I'm on a... ready?
Why do you have those suitcases, and who are we pick up?
and, uh, tell your grandpa I'm sorry I walk in on him in the bathroom.
It's safe. It's guarantee.
I demand you release us immediately!
My colleague accidentally left the bags there.
It's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else?
Unfortunately, that guy's boyfriend--
Exactly!
I demand you release us immediately!
I'm so glad we finally get to hang out, just the two of us.
You sure you're okay giving up your Friday night to hang with an old, almost married lady?
No, actually, it tastes like pennies.
Really? Well, I thought it was kind of weird, but if you're cool with it,
You miss one, another one comes along in five minutes.
So far, one. One gay dolphin.
It's just, Marshall and I have been together for nine years.
It's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else?
I died 15 years ago, like that pickup line.
Do you ever go behind the rope and touch it?
You sure spent a lot of time in bars.
We at least get to call our lawyer.
We always to go to McClaren's.
Can't remember the last time I saw an international businessman with an untucked shirt.
Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an Impressionist painting...
just back from a lucrative trip to Japan.
Wouldn't you be jealous of guys swarming all over my beeswax?
It's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else?
They'll get your tray table in its full upright position.
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to remain calm.
he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage
Really? Well, I thought it was kind of weird, but if you're cool with it,
I'm engaged. You know, I'm sorry.
And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator!
You sure you're okay giving up your Friday night to hang with an old, almost married lady?
Our relationship is built on mutual trust.
You're too liberal with the word "legendary."
Ted, you're missing out on a valuable life lesson here.
I took my ring off. It's very, very sweet of you to come over and talk to me, but I just...
Hey, do you want to go get coffee and have an actual conversation?
All I wanted was to have a regular beer at my regular bar