Name: Matchmaker
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) exoskeleton

It has six legs, a hard exoskeleton, like a roach.
2) datebook

you kind of put that in your datebook. So.
3) sweetie

Mouse? Sweetie, that wasn't a mouse. That was a huge cockroach.
4) bourbon

It's for the bourbon.
5) pint

Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn't that a bit cliché?
6) brunch

Sarah O'Brien loves brunch. She wants to have two children.
7) dermatology

and knew it, I'd want that person to come down to my dermatology office
8) mole

Right, I have a kind of mole on my back.
9) jerk

Jerks who just wanna meet vulnerable women,
10) cereal

Its diet is not unlike our own. Grains, cereal,
11) pedestrian

showing your photo to random pedestrian. No takers.
12) verb

Did you just use my name as a verb?
13) beacon

A beacon of hope for New York City's lovelorn.
14) gentleman

All finished, gentlemen?
15) tear

when the tear come.
16) proposition

for you to proposition an engaged woman you don't even know?
17) dude

Brace yourself, dude. This is gonna blow your mind-hole.
18) fur

No, it wasn't a cockroach. It had fur. And only mammals have fur.

1) exaggerate

but you've exaggerate it in your mind, you know, like the Loch Ness monster.
2) shroud

Obviously, the whole thing is shroud in mystery.
3) boast

Ellen, your company "Love Solutions" boast a 100% success rate,
4) poke

My friend, you just poke the bear.
5) bastard

You bastard. I actually got excited about this.
6) toss

What's the hard way? Security roughs me up and toss me out?
7) deserve

You deserve more. I'm so done with the single life. All the games.
8) engage

beautiful, charming, intelligent, engage.
9) rough

What's the hard way? Security rough me up and tosses me out?
10) suppose

I know. There's suppose to be. I don't know where they are.
11) wash

I'm a failure. I'm all wash up. I tried everything, Ted.
12) promise

I promise we will find you somebody. Don't lose hope.
13) suck

- 8.5. - So he suck!
14) explain

you just have to accept that certain things can't be explain,
15) exist

If by "like the Loch Ness monster" you mean "totally exist and is awesome,"
16) grow

I grew to admire your tenacious...
17) happen

What happen?
18) beat

Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?

1) meanest

Only the craziest, meanest-Iooking mouse you've ever seen.
2) awfully

- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.
3) presto

and presto manifesto, you have a soul mate and it works!
4) perfectly

Well, I believe that you saw something perfectly normal,
5) damn

Okay. But it's not likely. I look damn good in my dress.
6) obviously

Obviously, the whole thing is shrouded in mystery.
7) definitely

Hey, this may sound weird. But it'll definitely sound more weird
8) absolutely

Ted, there are absolutely no women out there for you.
9) extremely

No, 8.5 is an extremely good match-up quotient.
10) exactly

I'm exactly the same.
11) earlier

Raise your hand if earlier today you hit on an engaged woman?
12) alone

No, I won't. You're gonna die alone.
13) sometimes

OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life
14) deep

Do you honestly believe deep down that there is no one else out there for you
15) actually

Actually, I got through that okay.
16) kind

and that's kind of scary.
17) later

- All right, see you later. Happy hunting. - Wait, where are you guys going?
18) else

Anything else?

1) impulsive

Look, don't you think you're being a little impulsive marrying a guy
2) uncanny

- It's uncanny. - All right.
3) disastrous

Ted up, to overthink something with disastrous results.
4) basal

You have a basal cell carcinoma.
5) skeptical

Okay, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers.
6) cautious

It's probably nothing. But I'm a cautious guy.
7) fond

- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.
8) ridiculous

Don't make it sound ridiculous. It's a cockamouse!
9) mutant

It's some sort of mutant combination of the two.
10) charming

beautiful, charming, intelligent, engaged.
11) vulnerable

Jerks who just wanna meet vulnerable women,
12) curious

Aren't you even a little curious? The woman who set you up
13) sophisticated

Wow. That's a pretty sophisticated trap.
14) desperate

- What? - Ted, these chicks are desperate and hot.
15) excited

You bastard. I actually got excited about this.
16) drunk

No! What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk?
17) incredible

Come on. Ted, this is an incredible opportunity.
18) weird

- and it's awfully fond of cheese. - Okay. This is getting weird.

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