Name: Fears
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) thresher

I used peanut butter and jelly for bait and I caught a thresher shark?
2) motorboat

We could get a motorboat. Or a robotic gutter cleaner.
3) congratulation

I got my license! [Claire] Congratulations!
4) smuggler

He comes from a long line of fishermen and smuggler. But I encourage the fishing.
5) bedspread

Hotel bedspread. Ooh.
6) barbershop

That kid gets woozy at barbershop when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
7) pediatrician

We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician, a very nice Asian lady-
8) orphanage

Lily was raised by very loving Asian women, in an orphanage,
9) stereotype

What, because they're lesbians? That's sort of an offense stereotype, don't you think?
10) eyebrow

but now your eyebrow have grown back...
11) syllable

I'm sure Lily just strung a couple of random syllable together,
12) womb

and-and-and breasts and womb, lady bits-
13) arrowhead

[Video Game Sounds] What if there's ancient Indian arrowhead under there?

1) yell

He yell at me. You drove into the bushes.
2) hound

Why are you hound me? I'm freaking out right now.
3) squeeze

When you squeeze the doll, it says "Mommy."
4) swear

I've been practicing a lot, I swear. [Sniffles]
5) bake

Well, maybe if you bake her a cake, she'll give us free X-rays.
6) scream

Well, when you stuck your head in, you scream a little.
7) freeze

Or bugs frozen in amber.
8) remind

You seem like a nice girl. You remind me of my daughter.
9) trap

Yep. Gonna take a little more than getting trap...
10) quit

I quit my job so I could stay at home with her.
11) cry

- Why are you cry? - Why do you hate me?
12) suppose

Yeah, I suppose. I'm sorry. Oh, hey, did they bring back our coffee maker?
13) spin

That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror.

1) tearfully

[Tearfully] But maybe it's not enough.
2) ahold

You wanna be that rock that they can grab ahold of in a stormy sea.
3) heavily

[Breathing Heavily] That's more than three breaths, honey.
4) everywhere

That's six more months of you driving me everywhere.
5) suddenly

And then suddenly you come in with all of your Asian-ness...
6) aside

so I put my fears aside, and I came to his rescue.
7) besides

Besides, this is so much cooler. This is how NASA does it.
8) somewhere

Why don't we take him somewhere to take his mind off it, hmm?
9) okay

You okay, Dad? Yeah. Yeah, I am.
10) totally

Should we go up there? Totally. It could also be diamonds.
11) clearly

with whom she clearly bonded.
12) alone

Dying alone.
13) sometimes

Sometimes treasure's more sparkly in your imagination.

1) woozy

That kid gets woozy at barbershops when they spin his chair towards the mirror.
2) fidgety

She's usually very fidgety around new people.
3) frilly

Seems a little frilly, you know, coming from them.
4) sparkly

Sometimes treasure's more sparkly in your imagination.
5) girlie

Here. Take my girlie purse and you my floppy hat,
6) hysterical

Okay, okay. I think what my hysterical partner is just trying to say, if I may,
7) defunct

Oh. Thank you. The recipe's from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine.
8) ingenious

And then we get a preview of whatever's in there. How ingenious is that, huh?
9) intrepid

Two intrepid explorers...
10) stormy

You wanna be that rock that they can grab ahold of in a stormy sea.
11) immature

A bunch of immature boys trying to impress you with how cool they are...
12) robotic

We could get a motorboat. Or a robotic gutter cleaner.
13) awkward

We got off to an awkward start with our pediatrician, a very nice Asian lady-

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