Name: Family Portrait
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) tecum

♪ Dominus tecum ♪
2) goober

When some goober tell me... [Crinkling]
3) pimple

The picture can't happen today. My pimple's getting worse.
4) dominus

♪ Ave, ave dominus ♪
5) perfectionist

Claire is a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing,
6) barbershop

So the barbershop was in Washington? Okay.
7) anecdote

Great time for an anecdote. Help me.
8) obscurity

I was plucked from obscurity after a particularly stirring karaoke performance.
9) follower

Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower,
10) crotch

Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.
11) mitzvah

and the photographer's gotta get to a bar mitzvah in 10 minutes.
12) sweetie

Okay? And, sweetie, did you have a chance to try on the white pants I put in your closet?
13) staircase

in a single-file line down the staircase.

1) plena

♪ Gratia plena ♪
2) wring

and my mom wrung its neck, and we had it for dinner.
3) repaint

Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down when I repaint the wall anyhow.
4) ruffle

Let's just say it ruffle me... [Crinkling]
5) pluck

I was pluck from obscurity after a particularly stirring karaoke performance.
6) choke

I choke. I didn't think you'd look up here at me.
7) shave

In a minute, Luke's gonna be shaving,
8) pity

Really? That wasn't funny? I actually pity you guys.
9) stain

Be careful. I stain some furniture out there this afternoon.
10) sweep

Well, one summer, I swept up hair at my other grandfather's barbershop.
11) unwrap

No, we're not. We haven't unwrap our secret weapon yet.
12) bother

Yeah, if I'd ever bother to paint that hideous wall.
13) grab

Put on the first thing I grab. It was like a crotch tourniquet.

1) outrageously

and who is wearing an outrageously inappropriate dress.
2) ordinarily

Ordinarily, I'm a rule follower,
3) anyhow

Whatever. I'm gonna have to take the picture down when I repaint the wall anyhow.
4) terribly

Would it be terribly inconvenient...
5) softly

[Softly] Okay.
6) duly

- Little preparation next time. It's a mental game. - Duly noted.
7) asleep

- Am I going too fast for you? - I fell asleep for a second.
8) incredibly

This portrait is incredibly important to me. Also, his name is just "Waldo."
9) legally

This is my wife's dad's second wife. So legally okay, but still weird.
10) suddenly

Luke suddenly remembered a school project due tomorrow.
11) seriously

I mean, seriously, how hard can it be?
12) forever

Everyone, listen. This took me forever to put together,
13) anyway

Well, I would've blown the money on flowers anyway. They're saving me a step.

1) kitschy

here's the opportunity I've always been looking for to destroy our kitschiest objects."
2) hissy

to just postpone this hissy fit for a few minutes?
3) uptight

You know, honey, I think you're getting a little too uptight about this.
4) inconvenient

Would it be terribly inconvenient...
5) teeny

and all she sees is the teeny-tiny flaw.
6) hideous

Yeah, if I'd ever bothered to paint that hideous wall.
7) freaking

for one-tenth of a freaking second, and we're gonna do it right now.
8) terrified

You're terrified of small talk and birds.
9) filthy

Okay, okay, okay. So while I'm fighting off that filthy creature,
10) embarrassing

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the camera was on us and then the crowd started-
11) obsessed

You would be a lot happier if you weren't so obsessed with everything being perfect.
12) awkward

That was awkward. And we're back.
13) thankful

And I'm thankful for that every day.

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