Name: En Garde
Released: 2017-11-19
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) abuela

¡Ay, abuela, es que lo que yo te diga es poco!
2) footstep

Hear those footstep? That's Luke Dunphy, and he's gonna drink your milk shake.
3) salesmanship

You just follow the ABC's of salesmanship- Always Be Closing.
4) dud

Remember when you were all worried that our son's a dud?
5) violator

Take Umbrage. Violators Will-
6) jab

Is that what your little jab was about this morning? Okay. No. Yes. Okay, yes. Yes.
7) granddaughter

A few years back, my granddaughter Haley ran a 5K, so I had a few of these made up.
8) resentment

didn't stir up any resentment?
9) skater

And Claire was 13, they were competitive ice dancers- Figure skater!
10) salesman

What does it take to make a great salesman? It's no big secret.
11) nerd

I don't think you're a nerd, Alex. Shut up, dork.
12) batter

Okay, let's keep all the batter right here.
13) mmm

Mm-mmm. Oh.

1) resent

Claire, Mitchell still resent you for quitting the figure skating team when you were kids.
2) recess

Yeah. I can talk about crown moldings and recess lighting until the cows come home,
3) stare

Cam, people are staring. [Whistle Blows]
4) bury

Okay, fine. You always do this. Instead of letting your feelings out, you bury them,
5) suspend

if we suspend you from a crane?
6) rub

I've rub it on my head for, like, an hour.
7) slice

Seeing him out there slicing those kids to pieces, you know, it gets to ya.
8) skate

But, um, when-when you and I skate together,
9) steal

I guess I'm still a little angry. But, you know, you stole my moment, Claire.
10) compete

where he'll be competing against Caroline Markum.
11) quit

And Mitchell is still upset because Claire quit the team right before some meet.
12) suppose

I know you're not suppose to care,
13) pride

I pride myself on shooting home films.

1) biggie

No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated.
2) statically

No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated.
3) backwards

My foot. I think it's backwards.
4) sadly

Sadly, her parents passed away.
5) sincerely

And you sincerely thought that the path to Dad's approval...
6) hardly

although "great" hardly seems to do a room like this justice.
7) anymore

I will not be needing it anymore.
8) besides

Besides, Luke already is the best at something- being my son.
9) fairly

Mitchell, I am fairly confident that Dad's proudest moment...
10) apart

Well, let's face it, we've kind of grown apart in the past few years.
11) forever

Hardware is forever.
12) twice

You were dropping me in practice- I dropped you twice.
13) mostly

Don't Ever Forget Great Home Ideas Just Keep Lurking, Mostly Nearby.

1) squiggly

Weird, squiggly painting not included.
2) clingy

you weren't the mean older sister and I wasn't the clingy little brother.
3) uncoordinated

"Sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How can this go wrong?"
4) hurtful

and then they bubble up later in hurtful ways. Okay, you know what? Yes.
5) nerdy

You know what's even nerdier than fencing? Knowing when it began.
6) masterful

You wanna be masterful? I guess.
7) embarrassing

embarrassing and petty and it's not a good color on me.
8) ironic

because it was ironic and she wasn't.
9) selfish

You shouldn't have quit. It was selfish. You wanna know why I quit?
10) jealous

You're a little jealous. I'm happy for the two of you.
11) lame

It sounded a lot less lame in my head.
12) lethal

"Sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How can this go wrong?"
13) petty

embarrassing and petty and it's not a good color on me.

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