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00:21:01
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
955
- It was charming. - We were pickler, Mitchell.
Face, body, the whole- The whole kit and caboodle, I think. Really.
- What are you doing here? - These two knucklehead were fighting each other.
I'm quite adept at Japanese flower arrangement- ikebana-
and I was a starting offensive lineman at the University of Illinois.
Mitchell, he's one of the greatest linebacker to ever play at Illinois...
What's weird is that her kid wears aftershave and dresses like a count.
[Announcer] The snap! Fumble! How could he fumble that?
Don't forget about the team mascot. They wear ascot?
Who said I was a coal digger?
I'm not a sweeper. Trust me on this.
with a thirst for knowledge.
Do you think I really loved home pickle-making?
You embarrass me in front of everyone downstairs.
Hi, hi, hi, hi! How ya doin'?
This is not how mature young men behave.
- Are you happy? - Yes! I forgive you!
See, this is exactly why we sweep things under the rug-
So we're torn. Let me ask you something.
It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attract to Dad.
I played center, and I always got blame for a quarterback's clumsy hands.
What, I'm suppose just to forget about it?
so people don't get hurt.
he realize that I loved Claire as much as he did.
I bet it was that Durkas kid. I hate that kid.
I collect antique fountain pens.
Blitzing wouldn't have helped them. Get outta here.
You embarrassed me in front of everyone downstairs.
Mmm, there's a first- inside out and backwards.
Honestly, at first, it was hard.
It's weird to think of a woman being sexually attracted to Dad.
So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically...
[Cameron] Perfect. That one kinda hurt.
I'm getting the sense that you're all related, uh, somehow.
So, my interest in football ended as suddenly and dramatically...
Now, you guys basically are like women.
You're seriously asking us if you're attractive?
Obviously I'm trying to seduce him for his money.
Well, apparently there was some name-calling and shoving on the playground.
Yeah, until you sweep too much under the rug. Then you got a lumpy rug.
Dad, I thought you were being homophobic. I'm sorry.
Touchy. I know.
That's very elitist of you.
I played center, and I always got blamed for a quarterback's clumsy hands.
Okay, you know what? Fine. Stay home with your little jagged scissors.
One who is courageous enough to stand up and-and say something...
I'm quite adept at Japanese flower arrangement- ikebana-
That could have been very embarrassing.
It's my culture. I'm Colombian.
Righteous Brothers were on, you know.
And then, trust me, she'll be the most loyal friend you've ever had.
Or does it make me a brave person?