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00:21:12
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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not Phoenix, the cultureless, Mars-scape of the Southwest.
You're a laughingstock, Charles.
Oh, balderdash and poppycock. I say we do not riot.
Well, you've got gumption, I'll give you that.
Everyone, little miss nitpick hates the show,
Want to see me do a cartwheel?
Smithers, where is the damn trapdoor button?
Oh, balderdash and poppycock. I say we do not riot.
But the butterscotch soon turned to bitter squelch.
QUIMBY: First off, I'd like to thank the good people
With impatience.
that made a billionaire cry.
Also, haw-haw!
That doesn't say donut!
Maestro, "Golden Slippers," if you please.
Sweetie, sweetie, all you've got to do is be responsible.
♪ I was gonna get up and find the broom ♪ (Lenny grunting)
Yeah, you see, Arnold Palmer was a golfer
"Ooh, I saw my father decapitate by a grain harvester
(chuckles nervously, then grunt)
(cymbal crash, audience applaud)
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
You've erect a massive
You curse them, my water just broke!
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Yeah. Be like that time that Rodin statue got stolen.
Childhood trauma cure, huh, huh?
it really restore my... my faith in... in the, uh...
so I'm shut it down.
You're only suppose to do that
with someone being shot into a cannon.
Pulled something. Totally painful.
Aw, this thing suck. I don't think so.
It's not a family stroll-- Homer forgot where
I think you're trying to make up for what happen to you then
I guess there's only one man we can turn to.
BOTH: ♪ Michael, row your boat ashore ♪
And I'll be perfectly positioned
to find out exactly what Mr. Burns is really up to.
Uh, actually, it's pronounced Robert Chan.
But the butterscotch soon turned to bitter squelch.
This show isn't good enough.
How did 15,000 people leave so fast?
Oh, yeah. Worst I've ever had.
Smitty, as a wise, old man once said,
God always liked you best.
With above-average height comes above-average responsibility.
And what part of "What I've never told you"
What was the name of that statue again? Eh...
This year women may audition, too,
♪ You might even hear ♪
Well, because, see, that's impossible.
It's not a family stroll-- Homer forgot where
That just means admitting failure, Dad.
Your little butterscotch drop won't let you down.
for Adolphe Sax's vile-sounding o-phone.
Bah! You're all incompetent.
(laughing): And such an adorable baby,
concave reflective surface.
That's insane.
(whimpering): Oh, oh, it's awful.
Ooh, a promising magic trick.
Painful? Unexpected?
Our unlikely angel,
Our desperate plea is nonnegotiable.
Smithers, where is the damn trapdoor button?
And what were those weird lines around his eyes?
A vast amount.
because you're a little tall.
Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
(sighs) Fantastic.
Why won't she give me a stable home?