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00:21:57
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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where I was the star attackman on our lacrosse team.
Bald middle-aged guy, sad paunch, given up on life.
Oof!
Opening day of peewee football.
Milhouse, gobble and goose!
What about biathlon?
♪ Dress as minstrel at the renaissance fair ♪
Juke it, juke it!
That's mush-on-mush.
All I got to do is go in, get the pervert,
♪ To like that stupid dork named... ♪
the "Priest of the Crease," "The Riceman Cometh,"
(gust of wind, helicopter blades spinning)
♪ That waitress was not into you ♪
a booze guy,
Mom, we swept the tourney!
We grow no apricot!
So anyway, they can't call it bourbon
♪ How I despise him he will never know ♪
As your wife, I'm beg you,
Mom, we swept the tourney!
My wrist heal, but my wrist in here...
(bones cracking, Homer and Kirk scream)
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Buddy, you deserve this.
♪ He smell like fish oil pills ♪
because I refuse to learn 'em...
on the mind, the town has shut down
Dad, wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
But I promise you this:
It taste like passionfruit
are super pump for my latest Crush video.
That teach kids to ski and kill.
Even Luann treat him like garbage.
they just decide to leave the colonoscopy camera inside...
If we lose this game,
♪ A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro ♪
Those legs go on forever.
Next time we can just rage twice as hard, I guess.
concussion threat truly pose?
Indeed.
♪ What it feels like to finally meet a man? ♪
are super pumped for my latest Crush video.
and actually mean it.
but they're kind of stuck up,
We've come too far together
We've come too far together
you two have ever done it?
As always, laying out all the information you need to know,
I've never played hard!
I will never stop complaining about it.
It's that time again.
We've come too far together
Of course I want to hang with you, buddy.
unbruised for the demanding, high-tech jobs
(laughter and indistinct chatter)
(disinterested mumbling)
rife with steroids!
I'm thrilled by the nonstop action...
I'm thrilled by the nonstop action...
♪ A pal you don't feel lame with ♪
your ridiculous idea.
unbruised for the demanding, high-tech jobs
Bald middle-aged guy, sad paunch, given up on life.
Well, it was all fake.
you stupid fruit-munch?
It's okay, kids.
Um, I've got an exciting sport
Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you.
Because losing teaches valuable lessons.
is to make sure the rice is really wet, li-like soaking.
Now, the secret to the ultimate rice sammy