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00:21:22
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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Idiots! Mountebanks!
years ago, our forefather, and foremothers..."
Except you, fatso. We don't need a father.
(Italian accent): Here you go, the antipasto,
virtual reality family melodrama again.
Uh, she's staying at this billionaire's house,
Would you fella like to join us?
Euthanasia! Sweet, sweet euthanasia!
Eh, can you ask for a look of indifference?
I'll be the rooster in this henhouse.
Ugh! What is that? A river otter?
This girl has no chop whatsoever.
to a bunch of land ape
(gasps) RABBI: Uh, if we can begin.
Ha! Good gag, huh?
Saint Francis himself would vomit with rage!
with that ham?
For shame! (grunts)
I was warn there'd be nausea.
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May I remind you I'm paying you five dollars an hour?
My boyfriend propose.
Have one. I'm celebrating.
where I shoot the beloved lion in Africa.
For example, I realize that when you see me
that you ignore the real world?
You promise me a job, Dad!
Here we are talking, and you pull a shotgun on me.
Marge, Julia taught me lots of stuff that could help us.
losing you so young, so beautiful.
Hmm, it's not plug in.
That's not what happen. That's exactly what happen.
(chuckles) Yeah, we're finish here. Get out.
Mom, you blew the take!
I'm pick up your ten-year options.
I believe last week we were discuss your anger issues.
You, wife, look at me lovingly, as if I'm your husband.
It's purely catatonic.
This girl has no chops whatsoever.
Meanwhile, let me see the one again
Apparently, you didn't do anything wrong.
as truly as a bike can.
That's not what happened. That's exactly what happened.
Well, sometimes I'm mad at you.
instead of trying to fix it.
Yeah, all right, I'm afraid our 50 minutes are almost up.
And you are kind of mean.
So far, so good.
Switch to something else.
years ago, our forefathers, and foremothers..."
Excuse me, do I ever get a joke?
Then I could always see the look of fear in their faces.
You're never gonna change.
Which one was he again?
stuck to their untalented asses!
My spousal sense is tingling.
If I may ask, what makes this device so enchanting
(lively orchestral music playing)
Having a family is the most meaningless experience
if I'm not trying to avoid some unpleasant chore.
That is so disappointing.
Sir, I know you're getting frustrated,
where I shoot the beloved lion in Africa.
(sophisticated accent): When did salad get so awful?
no one has any reason to get upset,
Yeah, take it from me, that's rough.
Dead. So sad.
(scoffs) Stupid Flanders.
Why are you mad at those eggs?!
You know, the usual.
♪ Happy birthday, dear Burnsie ♪
Euthanasia! Sweet, sweet euthanasia!