Name: 100 A.D.
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) molder

I'm a molder of young minds.
2) walrus

What did you do to my legs, you Nazi walrus bastard?
3) stench

The stench of pot and body odor was beginning to reach McConaugheyvian proportions.
4) slacker

eloped with notorious slacker Jeff Fischer.
5) amphetamine

and some Turkish amphetamine I scored in the bathroom.
6) jab

Shoulder jab!
7) detour

Ah, I took a detour on Hayley.
8) chauffeur

So guess who got put on chauffeur duty again.
9) deuce

I took a deuce on my desk!
10) blouse

My gentleman's blouse!
11) briefcase

Not you, briefcase.
12) moderation

See? Everything in moderation.
13) sneak

I don't care. That weaselly little sneak.
14) chop

Fireman chop.
15) bastard

What did you do to my legs, you Nazi walrus bastard?
16) loser

Their kids are gonna be half loser.
17) cheek

♪ Cheek to cheek ♪
18) champ

We good, champ? You work that out?

1) elope

elope with notorious slacker Jeff Fischer.
2) bicker

You pick some boring case, you bicker, then you solve it.
3) devastate

She's devastate.
4) sever

You'll find the sever penises underneath the"--
5) implant

I had tracking chips implant in the base of the kids' skulls when they were born.
6) apologize

I apologize to the maids at the Red Roof Inn...
7) bash

No. You fainted and bash your head on the counter.
8) poison

Wheels's ex comes to town looking for whoever poison her racehorse.
9) sacrifice

We scrimped and sacrifice to save $50,000...
10) steal

We stole your money and eloped,
11) propose

When you propose, it's like my heart started up again.
12) smell

You smell like cheap weed and applesauce.
13) rid

We'll just give Jeff the 50 grand and be rid of him forever.
14) pray

I pray someone finds them before it's too late.
15) tap

That's a polite way of saying I tap her like a pony keg.
16) shoot

No, tonight we're gonna find out who shot Mr. Burns.
17) solve

You pick some boring case, you bicker, then you solve it.
18) burn

Got grease burn all over her arms.

1) casually

You should do what I'm doing. Start casually dating other women.
2) moderately

One day your granddaughter will make me a moderately happy man.
3) backwards

[ Sound Speeded Up, Backwards ]
4) somewhere

They're getting married somewhere in the Chimdale Mountains.
5) forever

And then, if you want, I'll leave you alone forever.
6) truly

Yours truly, Mrs. Jeff Fischer."
7) alone

And then, if you want, I'll leave you alone forever.
8) especially

I'm especially interested in any areas that come off too pornographic.
9) soon

As soon as we're married, we're gonna move to rural Mexico...
10) along

We were right about you all along.
11) enough

Jeff, you're not good enough for our daughter.
12) usually

The solution usually being that Roger is the culprit.
13) ago

What? Fifteen years ago?
14) sure

Whoa, whoa, Legs. You sure that's a good idea?
15) always

Plus, you're always wiping your face. No, I'm not.
16) never

We'll never be able to stop them.
17) again

Ugh! Jeff's serenading Hayley again.
18) too

Look, man, Hayley broke my heart too,

1) satanic

[ Groans ] I played Stan's satanic best friend in episode 302.
2) nazi

What did you do to my legs, you Nazi walrus bastard?
3) enormous

That mountain range is enormous.
4) rid

Thank God we got rid of Jeff and that old hippie.
5) loud

Uh, you might want to turn the TV up pretty loud.
6) fancy

Oh, fancy. Chocolate on the pillow.
7) por

[ Woman ] Sixteen doughnut, por favor.
8) brazilian

Capoeira, bitch. That's Brazilian dance fighting.
9) excited

Okay, that's your plan. We need a plan we can both be excited about.
10) weird

That's a weird suicide note.
11) turkish

and some Turkish amphetamines I scored in the bathroom.
12) stupid

That's why I wear this stupid hat and drive this long bitch.
13) okay

It's okay. It can't hurt us now.
14) purple

No, if her body temperature rises, the dot turns purple.
15) ethnic

Tracey Ullman performs her ethnic favorites.
16) exciting

This is so exciting.
17) valuable

Come here, you valuable shiksa.
18) dear

[ Hayley's Voice ] Dear Mom and Dad.

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