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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
47
- Got the condoms! - Found the spermicide!
They call you Mommy to try to tug on your heartstrings. [ Grunts ]
of the time I got my head stuck in the banister?
Terrific! Race you to the omelet bar!
Yeah! They can't rip us off like that! We ain't no chump!
Come on. Let's get out of here before one of these geezer has a heart attack.
Jinx, jinx, jinx. I can't hear you.
Oh! My curfew! What time is it?
Oh, he's right. You can't see a guy get hit in the groin and not laugh.
My sunscreen!
Why would I tweezer my fart crack?
I can't believe this place doesn't serve booze.
Can you drop me off at the roller rink? That's where my dad thinks I am.
I need this new nickname, Francine! Now get your bun moving!
Where you gotta be that's so damn important, I don't get a forehead kiss?
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I am so glad you guys could join us for brunch. We wouldn't miss it.
I'm gonna write some swear words on the driveway, blow off some steam.
We sabotage their birth control...
We snuck in some margaritas. Do you guys want one?
I stole a credit card from Greg and Terry's mailbox.
What? Remember that Gypsy I punch on the street?
I love it! 3:00 in the morning, and you guys are hammer!
Well, I can enjoy making you two suffer.
So your mother butter your ears and slid you out.
Why didn't you turn off the stove? You guys laugh at my head.
The black one? Yes. My wife here cheat on me.
Don't hang up! If you hang up, they win!
We send it back, and they refund our credit card the entire amount.
That was my son. You lie!
You came into my room and woke me up?
is when the life you've built with the woman you love comes crash down around you.
Long as I don't charge over 40 bucks, they never catch on.
Your estimate wait time is two...
So your mother buttered your ears and slid you out.
If we lose them, it's just you, me and the banister story.
Where you gotta be that's so damn important, I don't get a forehead kiss?
What? Was he from that village in China where they live forever?
Okay. But eventually Mom and I need to discuss...
We're outside! Let's go!
Actually, we have some news.
Trust us. As soon as you have that baby,
You knew all along! Why did you goad us on every step of the way?
Too far. Reel it in.
You said we'd spend the day having fun together.
Hey, did I ever tell you the story...
you always carry a stick of butter in your purse.
Long as I don't charge over 40 bucks, they never catch on.
Oh, Cami, I'll never doubt you again. I missed you.
Maybe we should call them. No! We don't want to seem too needy.
You'd like it if we jumped down there, wouldn't you?
Yes! So much yes!
We haven't even told you our news.
Long as I don't charge over 40 bucks, they never catch on.
Hello? Yes. I was very displeased with the Cotton Candy Shooter.
Kinda tranquil. No one's dying in Chicago tonight.
the vicious purse beating she gave me last time I saw her!
Like most ethnic foods, our desserts... are disappointing.
Wait! You have to make them accountable for their shoddy product.
And he called my dumb ramblings a story!
You know, the wife and I have been really curious about this show.
You said I was the most precious thing in your life,
You guys have been talking through the whole damn show. Watch this.
No, I'm here. I was just mocking my stupid friend.
It's okay. He's friendly.
There's this vertical glacier in Alaska that you can ski.
Like most ethnic foods, our desserts... are disappointing.
I feel gross.
Oh, it's a fantastic challenge.
Hey, the wife and I have the exact same set of--
Get up here! The view is amazing!
"Maybe. I also got a couple of vintage butter dishes off eBay. Could be that."