Name: Flirting with Disaster
Released: 2018-03-12
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) 4th

And remember your 4th of July barbecue?
2) nudie

I was looking at nudie mags in that field,
3) perp

There's a 102 over on Eight with a couple of perp."
4) scab

Been shedding scab all day.
5) itch

I've got the itch to start working again.
6) fart

Do all your ovens smell like fart?
7) borderline

When I flirt, it's cute. Borderline Smurfy.
8) espionage

No espionage around here.
9) noodle

[ Giggling, Chinese Accent ] They've mastered art of the noodle, but not art of disguise.
10) receptionist

Now, we'll need a new receptionist, so I'm going through résumés.
11) bun

Uh-oh! Someone's got bun of steel!
12) hamburger

I'm gonna go downstairs and grab a hamburger.
13) disguise

[ Giggling, Chinese Accent ] They've mastered art of the noodle, but not art of disguise.
14) graft

Normally, we'd give her a skin graft,
15) toaster

I have a face muffin in the toaster!
16) cracker

I can still throw goldfish cracker into your cleavage!
17) chop

She probably won't go up today. Not with that much chop.
18) bastard

That bastard!

1) muff

I muff-punched your Gram-Gram. She was just too senile to know it.
2) invent

I invent spinny chair.
3) ooh

♪ Sounds like she's singing Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪
4) swamp

but I am too swamp to go off-campus today.
5) threaten

Hi, baby! You were threaten him so he'd talk to me?
6) melt

You melt my wife's face!
7) borrow

Mind if I borrow your desk rock?
8) smell

[ Sniffs ] You smell that? Something's on fire.
9) bang

You hired my wife? So? I also bang your daughter.
10) decide

Monroe has decide to breed mastiffs up in Canada.
11) suck

[ People Jeering ] [ Man ] You suck, Jackson.
12) lose

I said, "Well, I'm losing you.
13) forget

What's the matter with you guys? You forget about Lorraine already?
14) happen

- [ Shouts ] What happen to him? - Simmer, Sanders.
15) guess

I don't know. I guess I didn't think it would mean as much coming from me.
16) wear

I'm wear my Pocahontas boots.
17) laser

Getting this tattoo laser off. [ Chuckles ]
18) drop

But when I was drop you off the other morning, I ran into Bullock.

1) senile

I muff-punched your Gram-Gram. She was just too senile to know it.
2) intricate

I stayed up all night plotting an intricate scheme with Bullock's sandwich.
3) darn

The-The treatments hurt more than putting the darn thing on.
4) sober

Cleaned up my act. Got sober.
5) harmless

It's harmless fun, like eating grapes at the supermarket...
6) shallow

The Aquabot made it to the shallow end!
7) rid

- You said get rid of her. - I meant get her fired!
8) surprised

That's why I wasn't surprised to read in the paper...
9) drunk

Like get drunk on margaritas?
10) tough

Anything? They're tough to see.
11) stupid

and your drugs and your stupid Klaus tattoo!
12) gross

[ Francine ] Good morning. Oh, my God! So gross!
13) fantastic

Well, that is just fantastic.
14) dutch

[ Chinese Accent ] Uh, we are Dutch documentary crew.
15) soft

Go ahead. Try it, soft shoulders.
16) creative

You just concentrate on being the creative force God made you, and leave the rest to me.
17) poor

Oh, poor baby.
18) interested

I'm old news. Everyone's just interested in that wife of yours.

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