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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Know the rules of the planet, dipstick!
[ Chanting ] Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Mmm. Best part of waking up is bulger in your cup. Mmm!
You're real mensch to help me bring in this year's cabbage crop.
How's your pretzel?
Oh, yeah? One dollar says you can't make the next loser up the escalator into a cool.
[ Girl ] What a nob. What the hell?
and you always carry a spare inhaler for me.
Now, go wag that mama all over school, cool guy.
A mitt's for catching a baseball.
Truce? Truce.
♪ Hevenu shalom, shalom, shalom aleichem ♪ ♪
- Plus, it's a mitzvah. - What's a mitzvah?
[ Man ] ♪ Whoa ♪
Yeah! What? It's Steve's hallway! [ Crying ]
Oh, look at those nerd bombs.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Schmuley, you're one heck of a nephew,
Oh, boy. I misunderstood.
Oh, fart during a hug.
the day I vow to return the element of surprise to our marriage.
We scare her good.
Someone order a designate driver?
Yeah! You tore that up!
and temples everywhere are predict a robust break-fast.
[ Screams ] I smell my butt!
- How could he hit a girl? - That's mess up.
Roger, just admit defeat and pay me my dollar.
We're suppose to bring in the harvest!
By pretending I understood what kind of surprise you wanted, I totally threw you off.
Steve, we promise him.
You've struck my garage,
Oh, I kind of got caught up in it too.
that it would've bond us forever.
I lost my lens!
I guess it's me who doesn't know y ou.
that it would've bonded us forever.
Oh, my God! I got you twice!
Two, three hours, tops. But you gotta leave us alone.
I think I finally understand what sort of surprise you're looking for.
Almost broke my damn neck!
Super cool! Let's get to the next party!
No, it's kind of not.
and I feel as though we are not going to get along.
Is anybody sober enough to drive?
Not so fast! I have one last foolproof idea.
Come on! We'll all be together.
Where'd she go? She usually starts dinner at 6:00.
Snot, I'm sorry. How can I ever make this up to you?
I always carry a spare lens for you,
I mean, how hard can it be to make Steve cool? [ Steve ] Oh, my God!
Oh! They'll never be cool.
[ Gasps ] I can't believe you did that again!
[ Whispering ] Don't tell anyone. You'll get in trouble too.
Not so fast! I have one last foolproof idea.
Is anybody sober enough to drive?
fertile and frost,
Something so shocking and personal...
Man, if we could find a way to get 50 wasted people safely across town,
[ Laughing ] Oh, brutal!
and temples everywhere are predicting a robust break-fast.
with the delicious coleslaw they crave.
Oh, my God! A decorative spoon!
Make sure it's ripe and ready.
I always carry a spare lens for you,
Almost broke my damn neck!
I was talking about a romantic surprise,
All right, new plan. You're gonna be... the tough guy.
Size 14 high-tops and a thick spicy one.
It was stupid of me to think that scaring you...
Uh, who's next? You're not okay to drive, bro.
Help my Jewish farmer uncle harvest his talking cabbage crop...