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00:21:59
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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- Oh, Gunther, can I get a scone? - You want anything?
- Saltwater taffy? - Ha-ha-ha.
Apparently, it's about a girl who moves to the city in search of stardom...
It's interesting. Most people think that's made with seawater, when in fact...
...was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy.
Hi. I'm sorry to barge in on your Valentine.
PHOEBE: Hee-hee! - Hey, a dog! Oh, hi!
I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home.
- Saltwater taffy? - Ha-ha-ha.
...from the gut-wrenching pain of knowing that's never gonna happen!
So you can keep him until he cheer you up. And he will cheer you up.
No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you.
God, is it gum? Is it food? What's the deal?
I know you've been depress lately, so I brought someone to cheer you up.
I know. It haunt me.
Oh, Joey, you bum him out! This is the happiest dog in the world.
How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself.
Now, wait, now I'm all freak out. You guys will watch it with me?
This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrow him from my friend Wendy.
This remind me of a very specific part of the tape.
No, but I will leave a sweater that smell like me right next to you.
- What's up? - Uh, Mona just dump me.
What are you doing here? I'm suppose to pick you up.
I'm slip into something a little less comfortable and a little more slutty.
Ow! Oh, God, it hurt!
Then I lie to her about Rachel moving in with me.
After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver.
I accidentally packed these with my stuff.
In a way, I judge her for not breaking up with me sooner.
I know you've been depressed lately, so I brought someone to cheer you up.
Bye-bye, Joey. Seriously, I can't stop it.
Apparently, it's about a girl who moves to the city in search of stardom...
- So anyway, uh, what is it? - Forget about it. It's no big deal.
With everything going on lately, I haven't exactly been the perfect boyfriend.
Come on, seriously, you're not gonna make me watch this alone.
Sometimes I think maybe she could.
Thanks. Maybe later.
That really sucks. Especially on Valentine's Day.
But it's actually made with, uh, salted fresh water.
You're subdued.
Let's just say it's ironic how footage of someone being born...
Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
"Yeah, have your ex-wife move in. That wouldn't be awkward at all." Heh.
- He's miserable. What happened to him? - Nothing.
She's been so supportive.
Why, you saw it? Is it scary?
- Aah! It's horrible! - I know, I know!
Did you know that something really boring...
...happened to someone really ugly in the Middle Ages?
- Why? - I think she's lonely.
Why don't we get rid of the tape and pretend it never existed.
It's complicated.