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00:21:58
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1108
Somewhere, there is someone with a tranquilizer gun...
What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
Did he put a little starch in your bloomers?
Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?
While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock...
- Congratulations, you two. - Thank you, we're so excited.
And I think my testicle may be in here too.
- What? - You were the 200-pounder who rode her.
What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
What do you need? We got, uh, lace, satin, sateen, raffia, gingham, felt--
No, he's really great, though. He has this incredible zest for life.
Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get messed up?
- That proposal at the planetarium? - I know, I know. It was stupid.
...I'm sadden by the thought of those who could not be with us.
I just wipe it on Chandler's coat and got the hell out of there.
Massapequa, it sounds magical. Is it steep in Native American history?
...who have been so neglect that they were incapable of love.
No, no, I don't want to have to lie about us being married.
Rachel, Rachel, look how you glow. May I?
Uh, even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn't get mess up?
That depend, how much did you hear?
And Stevie Wonder sang "isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle.
No, really, any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pats him on the back.
- We were surprised we weren't invite. - Oh, no, it was just our parents.
...I slip on a giant booger.
No, really, any time Ross makes a toast, everyone cries and pat him on the back.
My God, what a fantastically well-lit hallway.
Listen, why don't we just, um, sit and relax, you know, just be with each other quietly.
- Yeah, I'd really like to. - Hopefully this time Mom won't boo you.
Somewhere, there is someone with a tranquilizer gun...
I know that normally Ross gives the toast, but this year I'm gonna do it.
There was a 15-minute line for the buffet, and when I finally got up to the plates...
- Maybe I rode in on a Harley. - Okay, Ross, it has to be realistic.
- You want to hang back and take a cab? - Okay, otherwise I'm not going.
I know I probably don't say it enough...
While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock...
- Tell me a little about yourselves. - Uh, actually, we should get going.
But it was beautiful. It was small, but kind of spectacular.
Thanks for going along with this.
Everything isn't aglow with the light of a million fairies?
And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.
Is there anything more miraculous-- Ooh, a picture of a dog. Whose is this?
[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC]
Look at this plate bouncy thing.
...who have been so neglected that they were incapable of love.
- Blind? - Well, not at first, but it was intricate work.
While we think it's simply marvelous that you're having this baby out of wedlock...
- Unbelievable. It's great. - I love marriage.
Well, he's a little enthusiastic. What's wrong with that?
And my veil was lace, made by blind Belgian nuns.
Nana, my beloved grandmother, who would so want to be here.
...some of our friends are less open-minded.