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00:22:01
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2078
It's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?
- What stuff? - Monica's chicken parm. I'll take care of this.
Congratulations. I'll give you two a minute.
You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle...
Sweetie, that's it.
Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment, I think I should talk first.
PHOEBE: Yeah, bye.
There's your uterus...
- Sir, this isn't a first-class ticket. I'm sorry. - Apology accepted. Excuse us.
- We used a condom. - I know.
You see this tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
It's been one heck of a seesaw, hasn't it?
It was his sweater. But, oh, my God!
Please, you inhale your food.
That's all right. I have it memorize. It's 1A.
Oh, man, I swear, if they sold these at Pottery Barn...
- Listen, I was really freak out too when... - Freaked out? No, I'm not freak out.
Am I interrupt?
You know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby.
They bump them up to first class because they're on their honeymoon.
Hey, Monica, it's Joey. Phoebe and I smell gas coming from your apartment.
- You'll all be aunts and uncles. - But I'm the only one relate by blood.
- Just act like you belong. - Oh, my God! Oranges!
- I wash those. - No, you didn't.
- You just said that you did. - I know, I lie.
Yeah. We promise we weren't gonna tell anybody this...
- Evidently, they do. - What?
- I looked everywhere. There's no gas leak. - So now I can heat this up?
Okay, whenever you're ready.
Seriously, what?
No, but still, I mean, you can't possibly do this alone.
I have to put on a new lock. They'll find out anyway.
I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate.
Please. Please, I want to apologize for the way I acted earlier today.
Get it out of your system while we're alone.
- She really wanted to talk to you now. - Yeah, it seemed pretty important.
- Maybe you and I should do something. - All in good time, my love. All in good time.
Sorry, I almost didn't hear you because I'm so in love with my new husband.
Right now? I kind of got an alfresco situation going on over here.
Right now? I kind of got an alfresco situation going on over here.
I'm indignant as a consumer!
I'm in love too. But in an orderly fashion.
- My God. What happened to the door? - So it's noticeable, huh?
I so wanted Ross to know first. But I'm so relieved that you guys know.
I mean, look, that one night we had was fun and certainly passionate.
- Wow, I thought you'd be more shocked. - Oh, sorry. And?
I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother. I can't even see my own baby.
[LOUD BANGING]
- Are you excited about our honeymoon? - Yeah, I am.
Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
It's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.
I'd be okay with that. In fact, I have some time right now.