Name: The Pineapple Incident
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) neurosis

and it's gonna keep on happening until you power down that bucket of neuroses inibriation style.
2) billionaire

I'll say. She's going out with a billionaire.
3) bosom

She's short, but has an ample bosom. I love it. She's, like, half boob.
4) vomit

I am vomit-free since '93.
5) pineapple

- And a pineapple. - I know.
6) mortal

This brain, dear mortal, is no ordinary brain.
7) gut

I wish I had your gut.
8) streak

Oh, my streak is over.
9) sweater

- Hey, Robin, top of the morning. - Hi, Robin. Good sweater.
10) snack

- Let's go get a snack. - I love to snack.
11) suede

Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast.
12) idiot

Look at that idiot go.
13) gentleman

You are a gentlemen and a scholar.
14) mentor

Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you from calling her.
15) garlic

Is there even a single item on the menu that has garlic in it?
16) vampire

But is there any chance that Carl is a vampire?
17) scholar

You are a gentlemen and a scholar.
18) dude

Dude, call it.

1) puke

If he puke, one of you guys cleans it up.
2) invent

Was it invent by a woman named Carrie Okey?
3) attract

We can't just be friends. We're attract to each other, and we both know it.
4) disagree

Yeah, and I disagree with Barney.
5) screw

Your brain screw you up, Ted. It gets in the way.
6) burn

I better not have gotten burn.
7) appreciate

At least someone appreciate the fact that I am doing and not thinking.
8) wake

Go wake her up.
9) throw

I think my soul just threw up a little bit.
10) rob

You got rob. This is a blend.
11) teach

I'm teach you how to do, do, do.
12) kid

Look, who are we kid?
13) lose

"Hi. I'm Ted. If lost, please call..."
14) explain

Well, that explain the ankle.
15) forget

How quickly you all forget.
16) refer

Uncle Marshall still refer to it as "The Pineapple Incident."
17) happen

So I think a lot. I happen to have a very powerful brain. It can't be helped.
18) dress

I should go get dress.

1) hauntingly

Isn't that hauntingly beautiful?
2) sometime

Hey, can I call you sometime?
3) exactly

Exactly. It's like, what's he gonna do next? I don't know, but I want to find out.
4) sometimes

That's just how life works sometimes.
5) late

Well, I'm gonna be late.
6) kind

These look kind of like blood.
7) soon

Yeah, the sun's gonna come up soon.
8) enough

Okay, fair enough. I've got to prove a point to a friend, so,
9) half

She's short, but has an ample bosom. I love it. She's, like, half boob.
10) far

Those five shots got you further with Robin than your brain ever did.
11) fast

Real suede wouldn't have gone up so fast.
12) together

Look, it would not be smart if we got together.
13) else

Was there anyone else in there with me?
14) ever

Says ever girl you've ever slept with.
15) sure

I could sure stand to do something stupid.
16) always

He always wears black.
17) never

We never see him in the daylight, only after dark.
18) again

Hello again, Ted.

1) supe

This is a supe brain.
2) moronic

Guys, you are being immature and moronic, and drink, drink...
3) embarrassed

And now, I'm really, really embarrassed.
4) sober

You do things you'd never do if you were sober.
5) unanswered

So there were some unanswered questions.
6) delicious

but it was delicious.
7) intense

God, this is intense. I love it.
8) curious

And a pineapple. Am I the only one who's curious about the pineapple?
9) impressive

Dude, that's impressive.
10) surprised

I'm just surprised you didn't dump him sooner.
11) drunk

No, no, it's a great idea. That's the whole point of getting drunk.
12) weird

Those calls were really weird.
13) odd

That's sweet... and odd.
14) stupid

Uh, Lily, will you tell these guys how stupid they're being?
15) okay

You okay?
16) alive

That girl in there is alive, right?
17) stable

Go into my stable and take my finest stallion.
18) spiritual

Ted, as your mentor and spiritual guide, I forbid you from calling her.

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