Name: Best Prom Ever
Released: 2017-08-19
Cast: Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders

1) whee

Going to prom-- whee-hoo!
2) umpire

I heard from umpire school. I'm in!
3) waitress

even if it means being a waitress in crappy caf?s for five years, I don't care.
4) sweetie

Shh. Sweetie, just focus on one thing at a time, okay?
5) adrenaline

Listen, little buddy, I understand it's prom and the adrenaline's pumping, but...
6) repertoire

I know it's probably not in your repertoire, but I'm getting married
7) audition

They're... they're going to have to come over here and audition.
8) bro

Hey, bro, have you seen my fianc?e Lily?
9) drummer

Yes, Lily, my cousin, the drummer from Led Zeppelin,
10) wardrobe

but my wardrobe just isn't slutty enough.
11) outfit

Nice. You ladies look good, but your outfit are missing just one thing.
12) cousin

I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding, they were great.
13) scooter

Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.
14) sweat

No sweat, we'll just sneak in.
15) whore

Right now, you just have to dress like a whore and that's it.
16) dude

I'm sorry, dude, but you saw how stressed out she is.
17) disco

Oh, disco!
18) thumb

You're going to stick out like a sore thumb.

1) shackle

And I can't do any of that with a, with a boyfriend shackle around my neck, you know?
2) puke

I hated my dress, my date got wasted and puke on me,
3) unload

I can't believe I unload like that on a high school senior.
4) sneak

We just snuck in the back.
5) apologize

I mean, I know he apologize for it but it's just, it's not easy to forgive.
6) tucker

Look how cute she looks. All tucker out.
7) tear

Oh, Robin, are you tear up?
8) steal

This mascot costume you stole cost $5,000.
9) arrest

We can have you guys arrest, you know that?
10) snap

You're getting on board with Barney's idea? Man, you really have snap.
11) relate

At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely relate to me.
12) suppose

The cough is suppose to cover the "lesbian."
13) lie

He lie and told me he broke up with his girlfriend to try to hook up with me.
14) throw

Once you're married, if we go out and you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad,
15) promise

And then I promise Lily that we'd stuff 200 wedding invitations.
16) taste

Guys! I just taste an amazing caterer.
17) decide

I just... I just don't want everything in my life to be decide already.
18) occur

there occur a game-changing emergency.

1) someday

Scooter, you're gonna be an umpire someday.
2) remotely

At the wedding, do not sleep with anyone even remotely related to me.
3) surprisingly

You know, for a turtle, he's surprisingly quick.
4) besides

Besides, Marshall and I have been planning on having a guy's night out before the wedding.
5) basically

So, basically, it was a prom.
6) overseas

I want to travel, live overseas as an artist,
7) abroad

and you'll never live abroad and you'll wind up old
8) absolutely

Look, if you absolutely must bring Ted, it's,
9) truly

and not like in a corporate, plastic way. Like, truly, truly hot.
10) finally

I finally paid a janitor 200 bucks to let me borrow this mascot costume.
11) actually

Or, actually, Robin, why don't you go to the florist?
12) enough

Do you think we look young enough to blend in at a high school?
13) later

But seriously, leave me a message, and we'll meet up later.
14) far

No, Barney, this is as far as we're going to go.
15) fast

It's just all moving too fast.
16) together

How is it moving too fast? We've been together for two years.
17) ago

I saw them two months ago at my cousin Bonzo's wedding, they were great.
18) ever

maybe it's crazy 'cause you guys are the cutest couple ever.

1) ageless

Please, I'm ageless, Scherbotsky just needs a good night's sleep,
2) nonstop

Come on! You've been doing wedding stuff nonstop. Take a break.
3) exaggerated

Robin had been mad at me since the night I slightly exaggerated
4) pathetic

This is pathetic.
5) awkward

Wow. That was really awkward, Lil.
6) bohemian

The travel, the bohemian art life,
7) lame

That's so lame!
8) wee

Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.
9) sore

You're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
10) keen

And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on... on the invitations.
11) sudden

Okay, look, look, look. I know that it's sudden, but check it.
12) gorgeous

Van Smoot House was a gorgeous mansion right on the Hudson River.
13) steady

Slow and steady won the race.
14) intense

Lily, you're being a wee bit intense about this band thing.
15) fake

Um, our fake IDs say we're only 20.
16) architectural

And, Ted, I could use your keen architectural eye on... on the invitations.
17) drunk

Once you're married, if we go out and you get so drunk you throw up, it'll be sad,
18) violent

I was wondering if you guys could play "Good Feeling" by the Violent Femmes.

How I Met Your Mother » Season 1 » Best Prom Ever