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00:22:01
Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders
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Yeah. Uh, last night, people were like, "Keep it going, bro. Party trifecta."
This flapper? Fort Knox.
Come on, sweetie, I need a drink.
Stop the tape. Rewind. Play it again.
Has anybody seen An Introduction to Contract Tort and Restitution Statutes from 1865-1923?
That's great, Ted-- you'll be the most casual stalker ever.
Ready for a little 15 minute recess?
Statistic: At every New York party, there's always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at.
Yeah. Uh, last night, people were like, "Keep it going, bro. Party trifecta."
I'm going to be a mushroom cloud of casual.
Hey, no sweat, hombre.
Hello, sailor!
Yeah, kid stuck in a crane machine.
And, all in the pursuit of a stuffed, purple giraffe.
How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?
Now, if only I knew her schedule, I could arrange a chance encounter.
...where four-year-old Leroy Ellenberg has climbed inside a grab-a-prize machine and gotten stuck.
Has anybody seen An Introduction to Contract Tort and Restitution Statutes from 1865-1923?
Ted, I'm jeopardizing my law career so you can throw not one,
Lily, you squeak?
Now, the kid has got to get to work, and the kid is not to be disturb.
Hey, am I interrupt anything?
Target acquire!
Right. So, back in 2005, when I was 27, my two best friends got engage,
How, in all this mess, is a guy suppose to find the love of his life?
I invite her to our party next Friday.
then this morning, took her outside, spun her around a couple times
Lily recognize me from the news and...
All right. We threw two parties.
So, a week went by, and I decide not to call her.
So then what happen?
Sorry, I guess I've been saying next Friday all week.
I ate, like, four whole cans of dip.
You blew it, it's over, move on.
I suggest we play a little game I like to call "Have you met Ted?"
Kind of makes wearing other stuff seem wrong.
and I casually give her one of these: "Hey, what's up?"
I barely started.
I was briefly in love with the abstract concept of getting married.
It had absolutely nothing to do with Robin.
It did, indeed. The party continues tonight.
Exactly!
We do it up there, sometimes.
But, they finally got that kid out of the crane machine.
then this morning, took her outside, spun her around a couple times
I just haven't met a lot of good people so far.
And, if we got together, I'd feel like I'd either have to marry you or break your heart, and...
Ted's something else.
That's great, Ted-- you'll be the most casual stalker ever.
I sure am.
At least it was a great party.
Statistic: At every New York party, there's always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at.
She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again.
She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again.
Look, I know it sounds insincere when people say that, but...
In excruciating detail.
Lily had been, well, extra affectionate.
Are you jealous?
you don't have to be cruel.
And, all in the pursuit of a stuffed, purple giraffe.
Oh, totally. I mean, he's sweet, he's charming,
Yeah. I was trying to think, what's the quickest way to get rid of a girl you just met?
...where four-year-old Leroy Ellenberg has climbed inside a grab-a-prize machine and gotten stuck.
She was incredible.
Is it weird they invited both of us?
Okay, buddy. Time for the tough talk.
I mean, the most I can handle right now is something casual.
I was in love with her which made me say something stupid.
And, all in the pursuit of a stuffed, purple giraffe.
I'm the luckiest girl alive.
Oh, totally. I mean, he's sweet, he's charming,
Solid plan, my little friend.